Ebay monstrosity

jonnyburgo

Looks like a spat-out toffee, I'm convinced he started off well and just kept fucking bits up until he looked at it and went "Aah shit, Ive gone too far now, hmmm....I'll give it a go on ebay"

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unusual-Unique-Modified-Strat-Copy-Electric-Guitar-/141169177302?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item20de56b2d6

GIJoe

Hideous!  I think sausage fingers should have a go at 'improving' it

impmann

Well, thats one way of dealing with router tear out...

p90fool

John Mayall had an early 60s Strat like that.

lustycourtier

He classes that as 'low action'?

ICBM

But it includes tremolo arm!

I certainly bet he's "been asked many questions about it" too. Like "WTF were you thinking?" or "can I buy the pickups and the bridge separately?" or "would you take a fiver for it, if you definitely include the tremolo arm?"

The neck isn't 60s either...

jd0272

Do you not recognise art when you see it?????????

usedtobe

It really DOES look like a spat out toffee.!

TheCurefan

someone definitely needs to relinquish their power tools, and quickly

jonnyburgo

The whole thing would only give about 30 minutes of heat in my woodburner

jd0272

They need to relinquish their internet access so they can't put em up for sale!

grungebob

Take the world's most comfy and arguably one of the best ergonomically designed guitars and improve it by unbalanceing it, f@ck with its weight distribution and sell it on eBay for a huge loss. That's his thought process right there?!!!

jd0272

grungebob;139018" said:

Take the world's most comfy and arguably one of the best ergonomically designed guitars and improve it by unbalanceing it, f@ck with its weight distribution and sell it on eBay for a huge loss. That's his thought process right there?!!!

He's engaged in what's known as a steep learning curve...

jonnyburgo

jd0272 said:

grungebob;139018" said:

Take the world's most comfy and arguably one of the best ergonomically designed guitars and improve it by unbalanceing it, f@ck with its weight distribution and sell it on eBay for a huge loss. That's his thought process right there?!!!

He's engaged in what's known as a steep learning curve...

It's curving the wrong way

paulk

Suffering mother of the sweet baby jesus......

GIJoe

The headstock though...cruelty to instruments.

xSkarloey

It's the kind of thing you'd see displayed in the Tate Modern. 

Rox

Is that the Fred Flintstone signature model?

City_Zen

Frankenstrat.

DartmoorHedgehog

Well I don't mind the look of that, but then I really don't like strats at all.  Whether chopping that much off has cocked up the balance is another matter though...

Lukeage

WTF is that?!