Newspaper headline writes itself

Guitar_Slinger

From BBC news - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-38621659.

Surely one of the Sunday papers will go with "Did you spill my paint?"

Heartfeltdawn

Guitar_Slinger said:

From BBC news - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-38621659.

Surely one of the Sunday papers will go with "Did you spill my paint?"

Either that or someone will try to gloss over it. 

mgaw

it will certain be on the primer time news...apparently the emergencu services are to be decorated for their bravery

zepp76

Witnesses were said to be rather emulsional.

speshul91

I wonder if he has had a brush with the law?






I'll get my coats.

TimmyO

The police deployed at the cordon said guarding the scene was like something particularly boring, but failed to come up with any particular analogy 

RandallFlagg

I think it's going to need a second coat

nick_s

Apparently it was Dulux One-Coat - the investigation will reveal a cover up.

I think I need to brush up on my jokes

RandallFlagg

B&Q are showing out of stock of white spirit, anyone know why?

RandallFlagg

I'm waiting for Donald Trump's 140 character insight as he wakes up at 5am and reads the news

nick_s

RandallFlagg said:

I'm waiting for Donald Trump's 140 character insight as he wakes up at 5am and reads the news

He'll claim it's a whitewash

sinbaadi

He'll more like say it's fake hues.

richardhomer

Typical waste of public money - they are mounting a clean-up operation.

Surely it would be far cheaper to mix some black paint in, until it was about the same shade as the motorway, let it dry and repaint the road markings?

They just don't think things through....

Guitar_Slinger

TimmyO said:

The police deployed at the cordon said guarding the scene was like something particularly boring, but failed to come up with any particular analogy 

Lol.

"It's on the tip of my tongue Sarge.  Like watching p-p-..."

"Pickled eggs?"

"No Sarge."

"Port Vale?"

"Not that bad, no.  It's like watching Paul McCartney talking about himself."

"Good one Stevens - put it in the Press Release."

scrumhalf

I've heard that Banksy was seen running away from the crash site.

Guitar_Slinger

Another one - "Nobbs out of Women's World Cup" - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46480192