Bona-Statue

JookyChap

Form an orderly queue...

http://jbstore.jbonamassa.com/images/products/preview/jbfigure2013.jpg

Yours for just $99

@TTony - I  think I may have an idea for the next forum fundraising initiative...

usedtobe

Does the t-shirt fit the statue?

JookyChap

I don't know, but JB is clearly 11" 8' if the guitar is to scale..

chrisj1602

Horrendous.

monquixote

As Kenneth Williams would have told you it is not a Bona Statue it is a Cod Statue

usedtobe

JookyChap said:

 11" 8' 

I think I know what you mean..

xSkarloey

monquixote said:

As Kenneth Williams would have told you it is not a Bona Statue it is a Cod Statue

And with that cheesy smile and cheap looking suit he looks like the kind of lad who'd come up to you in Picadilly Circus speaking a bit of the old bona palare...

Lukeage

This isn't the first Bona-Statue ever... there's many more of these around.

They go pretty quickly sometimes. Joe's got a strong community of hardcore fans who are very quick to snap these up. I don't see the appeal personally.

Gassage

FFS! Is there anything that Joe won't put his Bona-fide name to?

It has actually stopped me listening to his music.

Panama_Jack666

Is this going to mess up e bay searches like those scaled down model guitars do?

JookyChap

Panama_Jack666 said:

Is this going to mess up e bay searches like those scaled down model guitars do?

Depends if you are searching for a plastic dick..

randomhandclaps

If JB got stopped by the Police or some official asking him for ID would pulling out one of these cut it?

Islandape

usedtobe said:

JookyChap said:

 11" 8' 

I think I know what you mean..

Mabe I'm being thick, but is that anything to do with a 12" pianist? 

DLM

Fucking. Hideous.

OilCityPickups

Sweet jocular Jesus on a pogo stick ... that's even more odd looking than the man himself

axisus

I've had an interesting idea, a twist on this concept that could prove really big ......... lets make statues that actually look like the person in question! I'm sure it could be a winner with the right backing.

scrumhalf

Can you stick pins in it?

richardhomer

My fear, as I'm heading towards a significant birthday soon, is that someone who doesn't know me that well - but feels the need to mark the occasion - might buy one of these as a present for me. I'd rather have third-degree burns....

drwiddly

I was hoping they did a nodding version for the back of the car!

Islandape

drwiddly said:

I was hoping they did a nodding version for the back of the car!

Jo B meets Churchill?

Doing a cover of "Oh Yes" as previously sung by Whitney Houston.

Awesome 

Rocker

I thought the heading was a misprint for Bono.  And I admit I had already administered a virtual kick in the rocks to the OP!!!!