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  • NeilNeil Frets: 3621
    A wankery of Jems.
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  • RavenousRavenous Frets: 1484
    A Tufnel of Lead Guitarists...
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  • CloudNine said:

    An 'Arrghhh-my-fucking-eyes' of Knaggs.

    Bit harsh... but I totally get where you're coming from. 

    Some of them can look a bit like the guitar equivalent of someone that got dressed in the dark.

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  • A pain in the arse of twelve strings 


    I think you may need to work on your playing technique.

    On the other hand... now I can see why you've crossed over to 4 strings.

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  • NikkoNikko Frets: 1803
    A widdlefest of Washburns
    **Signature space available for a reasonable fee. Enquire within**
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
    A pain in the arse of twelve strings 


    I think you may need to work on your playing technique.

    On the other hand... now I can see why you've crossed over to 4 strings.

    I actually love playing 12 string. 

    I don't have one at the mo, but am planning to get one once the vintage bass itch is scratched. Coming from someone who majored in Mandolin at one point it would be churlish of me to criticise 12 strings for their playability...


    I was actually being compact in my statement, and actually meant:


    "A pain in the arse to tune of 12 strings"

    But it doesn't roll off the tongue so well...
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  • TeetonetalTeetonetal Frets: 7802
    edited February 2017
    a boredom of blues guitarists
    a wank of Gilmour fans
    a drool of drummers
    an annoyance of singers
    a wtf of bass players

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  • KebabkidKebabkid Frets: 3307
    A Clunge of Big Muffs
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  • joeyowenjoeyowen Frets: 4025
    A bedroom of guitarists
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  • BridgehouseBridgehouse Frets: 24579
    joeyowen said:
    A bedroom of  middle aged wannabe rocker guitarists in crocs
    FTFY
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  • robgilmorobgilmo Frets: 3448
    A CCJ of vintage Fenders,


    A bailiffs visit of tweed amps.


    A fuck full of broken strings.
    A Deuce , a Tele and a cup of tea.
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  • A disappointment of Telecasters
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  • An ICBM of Tremoverbs
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  • rsvmarkrsvmark Frets: 1382
    An @HarrySeven ;of synth guitars
    An @viz of stage costumes
    An @gassage of sales....
    An official Foo liked guitarist since 2024
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  • vizviz Frets: 10691
    rsvmark said:
    An @HarrySeven of synth guitars
    An @viz of stage costumes
    An @gassage of sales....
    Ah yes, our whoop of gorillas :)



    Roland said: Scales are primarily a tool for categorising knowledge, not a rule for what can or cannot be played.
    Supportact said: [my style is] probably more an accumulation of limitations and bad habits than a 'style'.
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 72311
    An ICBM of Tremoverbs
    lol


    Being sold now though. And replaced by…

    A smokescreen of Marshalls.

    :)

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

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  • pintspillerpintspiller Frets: 994
    An ejaculation of guitar solos
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 24801
    A fleeting of boutique amps....
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  • funhousefunhouse Frets: 123
    In most cases, "an indulgence of... "
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  • FezFez Frets: 522
    A Forge of Gordon Smiths
    An Ego of Singers
    A Trip of Hippies
    A Gob of Punks
    A Slap of Bass players
    A Coil of Pick ups
    A Grab of Necks
    A Voice (latin vox) of Speakers
    A Slut of Groupies
    A Quiff of Rockabillies
    A Drape of Teddy boys
    Don't touch that dial.
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