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How long to grow a beard?

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  • Col_DeckerCol_Decker Frets: 2188

    It seems that (based on a lunch time google) the art of beard growing is defined by shaving the beard-neck line. Exciting times indeed.

    Ed Conway & The Unlawful Men - Alt Prog Folk: The FaceBook and The SoundCloud

     'Rope Or A Ladder', 'Don't Sing Love Songs', and 'Poke The Frog'  albums available now - see FaceBook page for details

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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 15485

    apparently beards are now very much the in thing in the hipster community.

     

    I have no idea what a hipster is, but it sounds like a not good thing.

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • VimFuego said:

    apparently beards are now very much the in thing in the hipster community.

     

    I have no idea what a hipster is, but it sounds like a not good thing.


    I usually have a beard.  In December I let it grow all month, so it got quite big.  When me and my g/f were out walking her dog a hipster with a beard came up and commented on how nice the dog was.  

    He then said to me: 'hey mate, beard family!', and initiated a fist bump.  Out of courtesy I completed the fist bump and said 'yeah, cool mate'.

    This happened in Chorlton, so won't surprise any Mancunians...
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  • not_the_djnot_the_dj Frets: 7306

    My beard is now 13 months old

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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745

    Just cut some pubs off and stick them on your face, it will be enough to convince even the most hagged folky that your beard is a true birds nest.  Add a few cornflakes and a few bits of egg and sleep with a mothball sellotaped to your chin for that realistic smell.

    The best ppart is, once the gig is over, you can wash it off and don't have hours of painful shaving, also if any decent minge comes to the gig, you can wash it off and pretend you got dropped off and abandoned on your stag night.

    Backdoor Children Of The Sock
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  • SambostarSambostar Frets: 8745
    I like stubble, because I'm lazy and hate ingrowing hairs, but growing a beard is the equivalent to shaving your pubes in terms of comfort.
    Backdoor Children Of The Sock
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 12361
    Buy a merkin. ;)
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    boogieman said:
    Buy a merkin. ;)

    Another one?

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9663
    Are you going for the full ZZ Top?
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • I wasn't sure about my beard, but it grew on me.
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  • beed84beed84 Frets: 2409
    My beard grows so long and then suddenly stops after about half an inch.  It really annoys me cos I really want a big bushy one!
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  • LoobsLoobs Frets: 3832
    3 weeks growth doesn't constitute a beard. That's long stubble. 

    3 months is a proper beard. 
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  • A beard face is an itchy face. This is harder than it looks.

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  • A beard face is an itchy face. This is harder than it looks.
    I did give up once when I got to that stage, but it doesn't last, so be strong and keep going!
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  • about a foot long is plenty
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17136
    Decker, this thread is crap without a photo update, so give it up, big boy!


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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28337
    It would take me months. I want a beard but I can't be assed. 
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  • Decker, this thread is crap without a photo update, so give it up, big boy!


    Here you go then me owd fruit. As posted on my twitter last friday: week 1 growth ...


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    on Friday I shall post up a photo of Week 2, in which the photo will show me looking to the left.

    Ed Conway & The Unlawful Men - Alt Prog Folk: The FaceBook and The SoundCloud

     'Rope Or A Ladder', 'Don't Sing Love Songs', and 'Poke The Frog'  albums available now - see FaceBook page for details

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