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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9549
    boogieman said:

    I went into the Post Office today.

     I said to the lady behind the counter "Do you keep stationary?"

    She said " I do at first, then I wiggle around a bit".



    I went into the haberdashery Dept and asked if I could felt. I was escorted from the premises.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6593
    A woman goes into the butcher's...

    "Do you keep dripping?"
    "Yes ma'am"
    "Awkward, isn't it?"
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15923
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  • Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28280

    Played Bonopoly with some mates last night. 

    It’s the same as Monopoly, except the streets have no name.

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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15923
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    hootsmon said:
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    Tut .. I posted that last year .. so last year  ... :-)



    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601


    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15923
    Fretwired said:
    hootsmon said:
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    Tut .. I posted that last year .. so last year  ... :-)



    they had another one
    tae be or not tae be
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Two wind turbines are standing in a field; one says, "What sort of music are you into?"

    The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • jonnyburgojonnyburgo Frets: 12253
    An English man, Irishman, Welshman and a Scotsman are in front of a firing squad, The head of the squad says "any last requests?"

    The Scot says " I want a 100 piece bagpipe band to play Flower of Scotland in a semi circle around us all, then I can die with dignity.

    The Welshman says " I want the Caerhilly male Voice choir to sing land of my Father for us all"

    The Irishman says " I want the full 3hr production of Riverdance to perform all around us to give us a good sending off"

    The head of the squad says "OK we'll get that sorted for you" He turns to the Englishman and says "Now what can we do for you"

    The Englishman replies - "Can you shoot me first?"
    "OUR TOSSPOT"
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17136
    Fretwired said:
    hootsmon said:
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    Tut .. I posted that last year .. so last year  ... :-)



    That's Amazon Prime deliveries for you.


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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15923
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    hootsmon said:
    Fretwired said:
    hootsmon said:
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    Tut .. I posted that last year .. so last year  ... :-)



    they had another one
    It's supposed to be ironic hipster humour as in 'that's so yesterday' ... :-)

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601


    Last minute gift for the man in your life ..

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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