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  • TheMarlinTheMarlin Frets: 7744
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10229
    fandango said:

     

     


     

    At last somebody's found my Far Side Book.

    Wis.I'm a bit of a fan,as you may have realised.

    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • crunchmancrunchman Frets: 11413
    If we are talking classics then Dilbert has to be mentioned:


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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9551
    A traffic warden is run over by a car. He is rushed to hospital where he finally succumbs to his injuries. Just as the doctor is writing out the death certificate, the traffic warden manages to open one eye and, in a hoarse whisper, says to the doctor 'Just a moment, I'm still alive'.

    'Sorry' replies the doctor 'I've started writing it now.'
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 10229

     
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • BigBearKrisBigBearKris Frets: 1747
    Coincidence? 

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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • snakemanStoosnakemanStoo Frets: 1708
    PSN id : snakey33stoo
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5827

    It was Bazza the Scouse smackhead's 18th birthday, so as a special surprise his mum and dad put £50 in his nan's purse.

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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    It's a close call between U2 and Boyzone for the best Irish band of all time, but I guess U2 have The Edge...


    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • wolsnahwolsnah Frets: 189
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  • wolsnahwolsnah Frets: 189
    edited June 2018
    Last night, after the missus and I made love, she said "Wow that took you a long time".
    I said "Yes, I couldn’t think of anyone."


    I got attacked by a Vampire last night.
    I stabbed him in the neck with two pieces of wood.
    He said "I bet you a million pounds I don't die!"
    I said "No chance, the stakes are too high"
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924
    edited June 2018





    tae be or not tae be
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924
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    tae be or not tae be
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