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Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
"You don't know what you've got till the whole thing's gone. The days are dark and the road is long."
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Curiosity piqued, he goes to take a look. On entering the house he can't see any dog.
From the toilet he hears a voice "Just a minute mate, just finishing off the Times crossword"
Then in walks the dog and says "sorry about that, I do it every day, piece of piss to be honest Actually its lucky you caught me I'm due to go out on Special Ops with the SAS today, Ive been hired to do some top secret work".
"Wow thats amazing" says the bloke.
"well yeah" continues the dog "I'm doing that today and then tomorrow I'm off to do a movie in Hollywood about my life story, Ive written the screenplay, its gonna be massive!"
The bloke turns to the owner who is looking totally bored by all this talk.
"how much do you want for the dog?" says the bloke.
"If you can take him off me hands today, well call it £15"
Bloke says "£15 for a talking dog, why so cheap?"
The owner says "The lying bastard has never been out of the house"
Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
Half a Dog!