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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    With militant vegans about eating meat is such a gamble these days. The steaks are too high.


    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24209
    Don't give up your day job.  :-)
    Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
    Also chips are "Plant-based" no matter how you cook them.
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  • ESBlondeESBlonde Frets: 3576

    "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Most common among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." 

    Lynn Lavner

     


    "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." 
    Camille Paglia

     


    "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

    Sharon  Stone  

     

    "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.   Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." 
    Tiger Woods

     


    "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." 

    Jack Nicholson

     


    "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."   
    Barbara Bush (FormerUS First Lady)

     

          
    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    Robin Williams

     


    "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

    Robert De Niro


    "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men  are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" 
    Dustin Hoffman  

     


    "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !" 
    Jerry Seinfeld  

     


    "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." 
    Robin Williams

     


    "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom ." 
    Joan Rivers

     

     

    Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy. 
    Steve Martin


    You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-..aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. 
    Elmo Phillips

     


    "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." 
    Oscar Wilde

     

     


    "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." 
    George  Burns
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  • 545454545454 Frets: 184
    Patient: Doctor doctor, I've got this weird problem where I just can't stop singing "The green green grass of home".

    Doctor: Ah, that sounds like a classic case of Tom Jones Syndrome, nothing to worry about really.

    Patient: Tom Jones Syndrome? I've never heard of that - is it common?

    Doctor: Well, it's not unusual. 
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  • 545454545454 Frets: 184
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    I took my laptop to the shop to be fixed - it was making this weird noise, a sort of whiney singing sound. The guy said it was only to be expected since it was a Dell. 
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    That's why they got the job as a Retriever.
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  • Emp_Fab said:
    Don't give up your day job.  :-)
    Yeah, Gulf War 1 called - it wants it's joke back. :)
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FelineGuitarsFelineGuitars Frets: 11496
    tFB Trader


    Her best line in Wayne's World for me.....

    Many guitars have a re-sale value. Some you'll never want to sell.
    Stockist of: Earvana & Graphtech nuts, Faber Tonepros & Gotoh hardware, Fatcat bridges. Highwood Saddles.

    Pickups from BKP, Oil City & Monty's pickups.

      Expert guitar repairs and upgrades - fretwork our speciality! www.felineguitars.com.  Facebook too!

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