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    Looking Old!

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY, I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

    WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 50-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    AS SOON AS I SAW HIM IN PERSON, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

    'YES. YES, I DID.  I'M A MUSTANG!', HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, '1975.  WHY DO YOU ASK?'

    YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT UGLY,

    OLD,

    BALD,

    WRINKLED FACED,

    FAT-ASSED,

    GRAY-HAIRED,

    DECREPIT

    SLOB

    ASKED,

    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'
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    Locals react to Trump's invasion of Mars ....


    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    Trump Tweet's a picture from Mars without running it past NASA .... :-)




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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Should have bought a Mac .... :-)



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  • strtdvstrtdv Frets: 2355
    Looks more like Juan Connerez than Sean Connery
    Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
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    He's doing a ( bonding with)  tea pot
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