Fancy a tour of the Titanic ?

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Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 24208
edited December 2018 in Off Topic
Get a load of this.... !!!



Download: http://www.titanichg.com/demo/

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  • OctafishOctafish Frets: 1937
    I'm sure a tour of the Titanic would go down well =)
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  • robgilmorobgilmo Frets: 3352
    Went to the museum in Belfast, took the kids, never again, went down like a lead balloon.
    A Deuce , a Tele and a cup of tea.
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    Octafish said:
    I'm sure a tour of the Titanic would go down well =)
    You need to add ice first ....

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • ShrewsShrews Frets: 2958
    And here come the pages of Titanic quips, with the above few just being the tip of the iceberg.
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  • martmart Frets: 5205
    robgilmo said:
    Went to the museum in Belfast, took the kids, never again, went down like a lead balloon.
    I went there too, and was so disappointed in the gift shop. So many missed opportunities for tasteless merchandise. Ice cube trays, cocktail stirrers in the shape of the ship, etc, etc. None of that, just nothing. Just dull tea towels.
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 8599
    robgilmo said:
    Went to the museum in Belfast, took the kids, never again, went down like a lead balloon.
    It was packed when we went. Women and kids first. I couldn't get in.
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  • prowlaprowla Frets: 4896
    Do they sell deckchairs?
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  • ShrewsShrews Frets: 2958
    edited December 2018
    Lol

    They've surely got to sell Captain Birdseye wigs and beards

    Image result for captain birdseye face masks
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  • We could all take our guitars. They’ll need a band on ship. 
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  • gringopiggringopig Frets: 2648
    edited July 2020
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  • OctafishOctafish Frets: 1937
    The website carries the line "Titanic.... the honor (sic) andf the glory"! Now ignoring the fact they can't spell 'honour', what honour and glory was there in a ship that sank with a mass loss of life on it's maiden voyage due to negligence/foolhardiness?
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6594
    I'd happily take the tour provided I didn't have to encounter Leonardo DiCaprio and the naked Kate Winslet. 
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  • jonnyburgojonnyburgo Frets: 12253
    I ‘m not saying my great Grandfather was unlucky but his fishing boat sank and he got rescued by the titanic.
    "OUR TOSSPOT"
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  • merlin said:
    I'd happily take the tour provided I didn't have to encounter Leonardo DiCaprio and the naked Kate Winslet. 
    I'll take the naked Kate Winslet (swoon)
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  • HattigolHattigol Frets: 8175
    It'll be interesting to see if this business idea will sink or swim.
    "Anybody can play. The note is only 20%. The attitude of the motherf*cker who plays it is  80%" - Miles Davis
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  • Bygone_TonesBygone_Tones Frets: 1527
    edited December 2018
    kaypeejay said:
    They’ll need a band on ship. 
    I wonder if my harp will go on?
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  • FunkfingersFunkfingers Frets: 14320
    kaypeejay said:
    They’ll need a band on ship. 
    Status Quo, unplugged, playing Down Down.

    The ship's cinema will be showing That Sinking Feeling.



    PEDANTRY CORNER
    Octafish said:
    ... can't spell ...
    Octafish said:
    ... it's ...
    ;)
    Be seeing you.
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  • OctafishOctafish Frets: 1937



    PEDANTRY CORNER
    Octafish said:
    ... can't spell ...
    Octafish said:
    ... it's ...
    ;)
    PEDANTRY CORNER 2

    That's not a spelling error, it's incorrect punctuation =).
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  • HattigolHattigol Frets: 8175
    Octafish said:



    PEDANTRY CORNER
    Octafish said:
    ... can't spell ...
    Octafish said:
    ... it's ...
    ;)
    PEDANTRY CORNER 2

    That's not a spelling error, it's incorrect punctuation =).
    PEDANTRY CORNER 3

    There was a spelling error and incorrect punctuation.

    Although, in fairness, I think that with a name like @Octafish we should generally accept what he says as gospel on a thread concerned with sea-faring puns...
    "Anybody can play. The note is only 20%. The attitude of the motherf*cker who plays it is  80%" - Miles Davis
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