This notice can now be found in all French churches:

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It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.
On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone.
Thank you for turning off your phone.
If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and
talk to him.
If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.

Your life will improve when you realise it’s better to be alone than chase people who do not really care about you. Saying YES to happiness means learning to say NO to things and people that stress you out.

https://www.facebook.com/grahame.pollard.39/

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  • MyrandaMyranda Frets: 2940
    GSPBASSES said:
    It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.
    On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone.
    Thank you for turning off your phone.
    If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and
    talk to him.
    If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.
    You sure it's not in French?
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  • GSPBASSESGSPBASSES Frets: 2335
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    Myranda said:
    GSPBASSES said:
    It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God.
    On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone.
    Thank you for turning off your phone.
    If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and
    talk to him.
    If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.
    You sure it's not in French?
    You could be right

    This notice can now be found in all French churches:

    En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu.
    Par contre, il n’est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone.
    Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone.
    Si vous souhaitez parler à Dieu, entrez, choisissez un endroit tranquille et
    parle lui.
    Si vous souhaitez le voir, envoyez-lui un SMS en conduisant.

    Your life will improve when you realise it’s better to be alone than chase people who do not really care about you. Saying YES to happiness means learning to say NO to things and people that stress you out.

    https://www.facebook.com/grahame.pollard.39/

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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 28280
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
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  • axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    Surely he could sort that out his end? 

    Morgan Freeman is all powerful. 

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    Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 8599
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    He would only call iPhone owners, we are the "chosen" people.  ;)
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  • Kilgore said:
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    He would only call iPhone owners, we are the "chosen" people.  ;)
    I'm not sure, didn't Eve have an Apple and that didn't go well
    Please note my communication is not very good, so please be patient with me
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601

    I'm not sure, didn't Eve have an Apple and that didn't go well
    It couldn't store much .. Eve only had one byte .. these days you can get up to 1TB and God's got in on the act with extra storage in the Cloud. It's cheaper for Christians.

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 8599
    Kilgore said:
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    He would only call iPhone owners, we are the "chosen" people.  ;)
    I'm not sure, didn't Eve have an Apple and that didn't go well
    Tim Cook is the AntiChrist? I have been deceived!
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  • JezWyndJezWynd Frets: 6021
    Kilgore said:
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    He would only call iPhone owners, we are the "chosen" people.  ;)
    I'm not sure, didn't Eve have an Apple and that didn't go well
    Consider the alternative. Stuck in that garden with Windows 3.1
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  • bloodandtearsbloodandtears Frets: 1645
    edited December 2018
    axisus said:
    Seen that before - very good!

    Although awkward if God does call you by phone and you've switched it off ....
    Surely she could sort that out his end? 

    Alanis Morissette is all powerful. 
    FTFY
    My trading feedback

    is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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