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Post the worst guitar brand merch you have found...

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  • sev112sev112 Frets: 2739
    terada said:
    ICBM said:


    Bet that marshall beer is very fizzy
    Does the beer taste different depending on what material the container is made from ?

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  • thegummythegummy Frets: 4389
    sev112 said:
    terada said:
    ICBM said:


    Bet that marshall beer is very fizzy
    Does the beer taste different depending on what material the container is made from ?

    I'd be shocked if there wasn't that same level of neurosis in craft beer enthusiasts as there are in guitar tone connoisseurs
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 71960
    Gassage said:
    The worst piece of actual branded guitar gear has to be the Fender CS Cruz toolkit.

    the straight edge is so sharp I carved a roast chicken with it (just to prove a point) and every single thing inside it is the cheapest POS of all time.

    quite how the CS put their name to it is beyond my comprehension 
    Goes with the plugs on the Custom Shop cables then...

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

    "Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." - Homer Simpson

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  • The Iron Maiden beer isn't really merch in the sense of other bands' efforts. It's not some generic stuff with a band label slapped on. Bruce did a lot of work with Robinsons on it and I think it's a really good ale, rather than a simple cash-in.

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  • carloscarlos Frets: 3426
    The Iron Maiden beer isn't really merch in the sense of other bands' efforts. It's not some generic stuff with a band label slapped on. Bruce did a lot of work with Robinsons on it and I think it's a really good ale, rather than a simple cash-in.
    Sure, I know nothing about it and bought it for a laugh but then it turned out to be quite good.
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  • LuttiSLuttiS Frets: 2243
    carlos said:
    The Iron Maiden beer isn't really merch in the sense of other bands' efforts. It's not some generic stuff with a band label slapped on. Bruce did a lot of work with Robinsons on it and I think it's a really good ale, rather than a simple cash-in.
    Sure, I know nothing about it and bought it for a laugh but then it turned out to be quite good.
    I bought it not expecting much, it's now one of the staple ales that I'll buy... :)
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  • hobbiohobbio Frets: 3440
    Gassage said:

    hobbio said:


    I went looking for shit merch and I discovered that I want most of it. There's a Strat chopping board that I think I'm going to buy.

    Got one....Useless for chopping anything other than substances (so I’m told)
    Still might get one... :o

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    My trading feedback thread

     

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  • hobbiohobbio Frets: 3440
    sev112 said:
    terada said:
    ICBM said:


    Bet that marshall beer is very fizzy
    Does the beer taste different depending on what material the container is made from ?

    In all seriousness, yes it does. You must have noticed the difference between a can of beer and a bottle of the same beer? Or a pint in a glass and a pint in a festival plastic cup? Coca-cola tastes different from a glass bottle and can too.

    I mean, I'll still drink any of them but there is a difference.

    electric proddy probe machine

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  • hobbiohobbio Frets: 3440
    Fuck me, I turned into "that guy" for a second there.

    electric proddy probe machine

    My trading feedback thread

     

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  • thegummythegummy Frets: 4389
    hobbio said:
    Fuck me, I turned into "that guy" for a second there.

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  • carloscarlos Frets: 3426
    hobbio said:
    sev112 said:
    terada said:
    ICBM said:


    Bet that marshall beer is very fizzy
    Does the beer taste different depending on what material the container is made from ?

    In all seriousness, yes it does. You must have noticed the difference between a can of beer and a bottle of the same beer? Or a pint in a glass and a pint in a festival plastic cup? Coca-cola tastes different from a glass bottle and can too.

    I mean, I'll still drink any of them but there is a difference.
    Some of the best beer I had was from Brazilian rainforest glasses but that's banned now because of the PC brigade in the name of health and safety. Bollocks!
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  • pigfacepigface Frets: 213
    edited December 2018
    Rabs said:
    some of the Marshall stuff shurely deserves a mensh? what about  that fridge that was done out like a half-stack?

    If I had a man cave and a need for one, id love one of those fridges
    This recently appeared in my attic man cave courtesy of my dear wife ... keeps the beer nice and cold :-) and I don't have to go down (and then up) 2 flights of stairs to get a new one.

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/bq3gn9tdsip0qdt/Marshall closed FB.jpg?raw=1

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/msxujlg796axvvb/Marshall open FB.jpg?raw=1

    Edit: failed to embed. Will check out the guidelines for pics again.

    Edit again: there they are ...
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  • thegummythegummy Frets: 4389
    pigface said:
    Rabs said:
    some of the Marshall stuff shurely deserves a mensh? what about  that fridge that was done out like a half-stack?

    If I had a man cave and a need for one, id love one of those fridges
    This recently appeared in my attic man cave courtesy of my dear wife ... keeps the beer nice and cold :-) and I don't have to go down (and then up) 2 flights of stairs to get a new one.

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/bq3gn9tdsip0qdt/Marshall closed FB.jpg?raw=1

    https://www.dropbox.com/s/msxujlg796axvvb/Marshall open FB.jpg?raw=1

    Edit: failed to embed. Will check out the guidelines for pics again.

    Edit again: there they are ...
    Ha! From the first pic I just thought it was an amp
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  • Most is shite... however, even an Instagram altoid pedalboard offset player would have to admit that a jcm beer fridge is epic 
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  • pigfacepigface Frets: 213
    thegummy said:
    Ha! From the first pic I just thought it was an amp
    Quite convincing from the right angle :-) (if you don't know your Marshalls, I suppose, which I don't, except the real one in the pic). Sadly the 'on' switch doesn't light up and the jack socket is very shallow so the lead is just hanging on.
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  • pigfacepigface Frets: 213
    Most is shite... however, even an Instagram altoid pedalboard offset player would have to admit that a jcm beer fridge is epic 
    Well, I'll take it :-)
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  • Strat54Strat54 Frets: 2331
    I guess you've all got one of these for the tree this year from PRS......?

    https://www.prsguitars.com/images/blog_images/GuitarOrnament2018(1200).jpg
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  • ICBMICBM Frets: 71960
    Strat54 said:
    I guess you've all got one of these for the tree this year from PRS......?

    https://www.prsguitars.com/images/blog_images/GuitarOrnament2018(1200).jpg
    Typical tat made by people who know nothing about guitars - they’ve put the wrong neck on that one. Presumably somewhere there’s a mini-PRS with a Strat neck too :).

    "Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski

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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9551
    edited December 2018
    ICBM said:
    Strat54 said:
    I guess you've all got one of these for the tree this year from PRS......?

    https://www.prsguitars.com/images/blog_images/GuitarOrnament2018(1200).jpg
    Typical tat made by people who know nothing about guitars - they’ve put the wrong neck on that one. Presumably somewhere there’s a mini-PRS with a Strat neck too .
    PRS Silver Sky?
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9551
    Strat54 said:
    I guess you've all got one of these from 'The tree' this year......?

    FTFY
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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