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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700
    edited April 2015
    ^^I have proof that is @RocknRollDave

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9551
    Q. How many Norse gods does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. Thor!
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9551
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    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9551
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    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9551
    And this old one...

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    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • GuitarMonkeyGuitarMonkey Frets: 1883
    Two dogs are chatting.

    First dog: "I've gota joke, would you like to hear it?"
    Second dog: "Yes okay, go ahead."
    First dog: "Knock, knock"
    Second dog: "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF "
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    :-)

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7670
    Two dogs are chatting.

    First dog: "I've gota joke, would you like to hear it?"
    Second dog: "Yes okay, go ahead."
    First dog: "Knock, knock"
    Second dog: "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF "
    stolen!
    "I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924
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    tae be or not tae be
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9551
    edited April 2015
    Garçon, Garçon, il ya un mouche dans ma soupe.

    Non, non Monsieur, pas un mouche, UNE mouche.

    Crikey Garçon, vous devez avoir les yeux comme un faucon!
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9551
    hootsmon said: image
    ...reminds me. When I was in a French restaurant recently the girl on the the next table had chicken breasts and frogs' legs - nice personality though.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9551
    Old advert. As far as I know it's genuine...

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    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • BigMonkaBigMonka Frets: 1763
    Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, in which case always be Batman.
    My boss told me "dress for the job you want, not the job you have"... now I'm sat in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924
    AINSLEY HARRIET special recipe sausages.........33% extra free
    tae be or not tae be
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5700

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    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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