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  • Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7670
    via FB:

    "A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.
    "It's not my fault," I said, "Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again."
    "Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.
    I said, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"
    "Go on then." he smiled, handing me the bag.
    After flushing them, he looked at me and said, "Well, show me your pocket then."
    "What for?" I asked.
    He said, "The drugs."
    I said, "What drugs?" "


    "I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924
    edited October 2015

    ^^^


    that reminds of a guy in a Glasgow bar says tae this wee dude ....."I'll bet you 20p I can drink yer whisky over without you seeing me"


    "OK" says the wee  dude..."go ahead" 


    Big Glasgow boy drinks it over


    wee dude says..." I saw you!"


    Glasgow guy says...." here's yer 20p"

    tae be or not tae be
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • BigMonkaBigMonka Frets: 1763
    Paul_C said:
    via FB:

    "A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.
    "It's not my fault," I said, "Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again."
    "Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.
    I said, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!"
    "Go on then." he smiled, handing me the bag.
    After flushing them, he looked at me and said, "Well, show me your pocket then."
    "What for?" I asked.
    He said, "The drugs."
    I said, "What drugs?" "


    Have a wisdom instead of a lol for that!
    Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, in which case always be Batman.
    My boss told me "dress for the job you want, not the job you have"... now I'm sat in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 16253
    How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream... :(|)
    Tipton is a small fishing village in the borough of Sandwell. 
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    VW's new emissions free car ...

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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924

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    Batman my arse it's...........


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    tae be or not tae be
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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 7329
    Fretwired said:
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    I love FIRST DATES - OMG! Cheeseballs!
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  • SkippedSkipped Frets: 2371
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  • KebabkidKebabkid Frets: 3301
    Still a classic




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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • vegetarian, n. ancient Hindu word meaning "incompetent hunter".
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924

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    tae be or not tae be
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924

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    tae be or not tae be
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  • 57Deluxe57Deluxe Frets: 7329
    <Vintage BOSS Upgrades>
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