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Was the drivel that bad?
I’m so bored I might as well be listening to Pink Floyd
Well said man on an internet forum full of strangers.
Apparently most Facebook posts that start 'My Hudbsnd is' are followed by things like 'awesome', 'gorgeous', 'the best', 'my best friend', etc - while most Google searches which start with 'My Husband is' are followed by things like 'unfaithful', 'a loser', 'useless', etc....
The Devil is in the detail.
I did have a LinkedIn account for a while as I thought it would be good to network professionally. But after I was offered redundancy by my employer and went through a few months of unplugging myself from The Matrix, and decided that I had no appetite to network with other rats on a treadmill I also closed that account. I toyed with the idea of changing my profile to "Semi Professional Gambler" and posting ridiculous and narcissistic self destructive comments about alcoholism in the workplace, but decided against it.
This is the only place I am online now. A shallow, lonely, over weight, alcohol fuelled, fool, posing as a Stephen King character with a picture of Ken Dodd, posting nonsense about guitars and stuff.
Twitter - pretend you are funny to a billion people who don't think you are!
Instagram - pretend you are sexy to a billion people who dont think you are!
LinkedIn - pretend you are networking when you really just want to know if the girls cold-calling you are hot or not.
I might be being cynical, but social media sucks my balls.
Also f**k memes. They stopped being funny when the cat got his cheeseburger.