Steven Seagal's guitar collection

fretmeister

Barquentine

I listened to some of his 'blues' stuff the other day. Oh dearie me.

Supportact

Fuengi said:

I was, until very recently, unaware of the particular abomination titled:

Steven Seagal feat Lady Saw - Me Want The Punani. 

This IS a joke, right. It's not real. Tell me it's not real. I mean....it can't be a real thing. 

Switch625

"I collect guitars because I'm a serious player".

Also

euan

In an industry of fakes and abusers Seagal managed to be the biggest of the lot. 

Offset

This should get everybody going.  And I did enjoy the comment one JoBo media subscriber left on the post:

Hudson Cl Ja

Steven Seagal is a Putin loving fucking cunt. I am appalled Joe Bonamassa would call him a good friend!

racefaceec90

Switch625 said:

"I collect guitars because I'm a serious player".

Also

lil wayne is taking notes 

Switch625

racefaceec90 said:

lil wayne is taking notes 

I think he already did

BlueStrat

He doesn't seem like the kind of peson you'd want to call a friend

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Allegations_and_lawsuits

And that's before that abomination of a guitar solo damanged my hearing permanently

roberty

Twat

BlueStrat

not often you get two cunts in one photo ^

euan

BlueStrat said:

He doesn't seem like the kind of peson you'd want to call a friend

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal#Allegations_and_lawsuits

And that's before that abomination of a guitar solo damanged my hearing permanently

The Dollop podcast had to do three full length episodes to cover the multitude of evolving and contradictory lying as well as shitebaggery that Seagal has enacted. 

You can only conclude with the characters he involved himself in that he just attracts similar people…

Fuengi

Supportact said:

Fuengi said:

I was, until very recently, unaware of the particular abomination titled:

Steven Seagal feat Lady Saw - Me Want The Punani. 

This IS a joke, right. It's not real. Tell me it's not real. I mean....it can't be a real thing. 

That's Steven's idea of soulful nuance. 

BlueStrat said:

not often you get two cunts in one photo ^

We clearly don't frequent the same websites. 

Supportact

@Fuengi I suppose I should thank you for widening my musical horizons. I never realised music could be this bad. I was wrong, and by quite a wide margin. So....thanks, I suppose. 

Fuengi

Supportact said:

@Fuengi I suppose I should thank you for widening my musical horizons. I never realised music could be this bad. I was wrong, and by quite a wide margin. So....thanks, I suppose. 

You're welcome. It's very much the aim of the Listening Party members, I'm sure Steven will feature soon. 

Supportact

Fuengi said:

Supportact said:

@Fuengi I suppose I should thank you for widening my musical horizons. I never realised music could be this bad. I was wrong, and by quite a wide margin. So....thanks, I suppose. 

You're welcome. It's very much the aim of the Listening Party members, I'm sure Steven will feature soon. 

Very much sounds like a threat, in the style of a Bond villain at the head of the international Listening Party crime syndicate. 

skullfunkerry

What an odd video. Not only Jimi Hendrix's Stratocaster, but also "It's the only Jazzmaster he had since he became Jimi Hendrix".

I also chuckled at the narrator talking about "BB King's signature name"  

Cols

roberty said:

Twat

I know it comes naturally to Vlad, but is Seagal intentionally cosplaying as a B list Bond villain here?

darthed1981

Switch625 said:

"I collect guitars because I'm a serious player".

Also

We sure he doesn't post here?

SpiritOfTheAge

BlueStrat said:

not often you get two cunts in one photo ^

Forget it someone bet me to the joke!