What happens when you die ??

Hootsmon

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Skipped

What happens when you die?

Well.....you think to yourself.....Ok. This is it.
I am glad I Collected those 47 guitars which are not Collectable. Even though the family that live over the road seem to be starving.......even though I can hear the 91 year old woman who lives next door tapping SOS on the skirting board.....I don't regret buying those guitars. I wonder what my 47th best guitar sounds like? LOL.

And then you die.

mike_l

A big emptiness. Nothing, nada, nowt. 
How do you think a fish in the river sees it? A rabbit in a field? There's nothing.

Modulus_Amps

I know but I am not telling..... unless you send me £1M as a paypal gift or to my Nigerian account

siraxeman

mike_l said:

A big emptiness. Nothing, nada, nowt. 
How do you think a fish in the river sees it? A rabbit in a field? There's nothing.

And what if you're wrong??

Wazmeister

siraxeman said:

I mean do you believe its just black......no consciousness whatsoever. Or do you believe the soul/spirit moves on somewhere else ? Now, of course you already know my position. And I know a lot of yours (ie you athieists) what abouts the rest of ya??

Is death the end? Or is it the beginning of eternity elsewhere ? Do you fear death ? 

Mate, it's just black with no consciousness for some on all already...  

(According to recent threads...)

chillidoggy

Ravenous said:

tone1 said:

You get different sort of GAS  

I think I'm getting GAS for a harp now.  Anyone know what they issue as standard?

Steer clear of the 2016 models, they're very highly strung.

west

Larkin gets a lol ... i wonder if he would approve ...

AlexC

You end up in limbo being asked questions on Internet forums. 

Freebird

Funkfingers

tone1 said:

You get different sort of GAS  

T'is true.

A guitarist in my area works in his family's undertaking business. Flatus builds up in the recently deceased. Eventually, it lets itself out. In short, stiffs fart.

Veganic

There is no such thing as death.
There is life and there is the inanimate.
Even saying 'emptiness' makes me feel like we would be in an emptiness.

When we talk of death we mean how will we feel when we can't answer back, when our last word really is the last word. (Well that is one aspect.)

Anything else is just stories and we like stories.

Explaining conciousness might explain death but I don't know how close that is.
I mean I go a bit mental when I look at something and try to think of it being created in my brain...and trying to work out how inside feels so out there.

But to answer your question: I have paid 3 attractive women who I don't really know a sum to come to my funeral and really act bereft. This will confuse the fuck out of my wife and make me appear interesting, a feat I never acheived in life. So hopefully that is what is will happen - there's no guarantee though eh?
I am also having 'do you realise?' (Flaming lips) as a song cos if they aren't sad at my going that will without a doubt get them bawling.

Ha ha nice one @Freebird . Honestly didnt see that 

siraxeman

@Vibetronic you do realise these 3 attractive women have taken your money and have no intentions of actually showing up at your funeral? And what can you do about it?

Veganic

siraxeman said:

@Vibetronic you do realise these 3 attractive women have taken your money and have no intentions of actually showing up at your funeral? And what can you do about it?

Story of my life, how fitting.

Bridgehouse

Maybe on my headstone I should have the following eulogy:

xBridgehouse - on a break

richardhomer

Bridgehouse said:

Maybe on my headstone I should have the following eulogy:

xBridgehouse - on a break

Take it you're anticipating a fairly rapid resurrection?

Legionreturns

Bridgehouse said:

Maybe on my headstone I should have the following eulogy:

xBridgehouse - afk bbl lol

Veganic said:

siraxeman said:

@Vibetronic you do realise these 3 attractive women have taken your money and have no intentions of actually showing up at your funeral? And what can you do about it?

Story of my life, how fitting.

@Bridgehouse... Ftfy
 
@Veganic ;I have an arrangement with a friend, that whoever goes first, the other will attend their funeral dressed as the grim reaper and point at people from the back row

Vibetronic

siraxeman said:

@Vibetronic you do realise these 3 attractive women have taken your money and have no intentions of actually showing up at your funeral? And what can you do about it?

Wrong name tag mate And no idea myself what happens when you die. No idea about these 3 attractive ladies, but I hope whatever it is  involves my wife, cats, family, pointy guitars and lots of metal (particularly new albums by bands I like and have been looking forward to, but haven't heard as I've just died).

Sassafras

Nothing dies, it just gets recycled.

Make sure you use the right bins.

axisus

When you die your Dog says "see you in Heaven Master", and your cat says "stupid dog, only pets have a soul"