Reading
@sporky s biscuit news thread, I was reminded that in my youth, me and my mates had competitions to see who could pull with the best bullshit chat up lines.
One of the group was genuinely a full on fast jet pilot.. So he was disadvantaged from the start:
'No one believes me that I am a Tornado pilot so I tell them I am a bin man'
My tour de force was that I was a biscuit designer who worked for McVities.... That we had a top secret new product coming out soon.....round custard creams.....
Anyone play this game when they were younger?
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First time i ever met my wife was while very drunk being dryhumped on the floor of her room by someone and chatting about shampoo sticks.. to this day I still don't know what shampoo sticks are..
Usually played the chat up game with the guy who was dryhumped me in the previous scenario. We mostly took the extreme nerd/geek approach. We would usually both wear star trek t shirts or something and then one of us would start chatting to someone normally, then the other would come along and get incredulous that she would be talking to someone in a Kirk shirt when Picard/Sisco etc was obviously the better captain, we would argue then would turn to her to settle it and invite to a threesome since she got it correct.
Never worked.. not sure we ever intended it to though
Did a lot of shit like that though.. ahh.. good times..
I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
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That was classic Sid The Sexist.
Probably, I certainly don't claim any originality! Couldn't recall where I saw it first though.
*edit* I once asked my Geordie boss that question, and he said "How Pet, an' show us yer tits" was a sure-fire winner!
I like to keep it subtle
"Mmmmm... You smell just like your dirty laundry basket"
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