Cheese with bits of fruit in. Just why?

GSPBASSES

Is cheese with fruit now  the new Marmite?

I hate Marmite but I don't mind cheese with fruit.

Heartfeltdawn

chillidoggy said:

Cheese should never be polluted by fruits, or any other foreign objects. 

Which would mean cheese and Branston pickle sandwiches would be outlawed under your despotic totalitarian regime. 

We'll take you down like Ceausescu.

Legionreturns

Heartfeltdawn said:

chillidoggy said:

Cheese should never be polluted by fruits, or any other foreign objects. 

Which would mean cheese and Branston pickle sandwiches would be outlawed under your despotic totalitarian regime. 

We'll take you down like Ceausescu.

I seem to recall one vile manufacturer attempting to sell mini cheeses with Branston in them. Didn't last long. 

Cheese AND pickle sandwiches are fine. Pickle cheese is not. You don't put your chips inside a fucking fish do you?

Sporky

Legionreturns said:

I seem to recall one vile manufacturer attempting to sell mini cheeses with Branston in them. Didn't last long. 

Cheese AND pickle sandwiches are fine. Pickle cheese is not. You don't put your chips inside a fucking fish do you?

Branston Pickle Mini Cheddars are ace though.

Heartfeltdawn

Legionreturns said:

Heartfeltdawn said:

chillidoggy said:

Cheese should never be polluted by fruits, or any other foreign objects. 

Which would mean cheese and Branston pickle sandwiches would be outlawed under your despotic totalitarian regime. 

We'll take you down like Ceausescu.

I seem to recall one vile manufacturer attempting to sell mini cheeses with Branston in them. Didn't last long. 

Cheese AND pickle sandwiches are fine. Pickle cheese is not. You don't put your chips inside a fucking fish do you?

Trying to stuff chips up a rutting cod is pretty hard. But not impossible. 

Legionreturns

Heartfeltdawn said:

Legionreturns said:

Heartfeltdawn said:

chillidoggy said:

Cheese should never be polluted by fruits, or any other foreign objects. 

Which would mean cheese and Branston pickle sandwiches would be outlawed under your despotic totalitarian regime. 

We'll take you down like Ceausescu.

I seem to recall one vile manufacturer attempting to sell mini cheeses with Branston in them. Didn't last long. 

Cheese AND pickle sandwiches are fine. Pickle cheese is not. You don't put your chips inside a fucking fish do you?

Trying to stuff chips up a rutting cod is pretty hard. But not impossible. 

The secret is to tickle them first, then lube

Bucket

Heartfeltdawn said:
Branston pickle

Blehhhhhhhhhhhhh.

One of the only things I can think of which is more disgusting than cheese polluted with dried fruit.

p90fool

If a cheese maker makes a fantastic cheese the last thing that would cross their mind is to put bits of fruit in it. 

Nobody would do that to anything other than rubbish cheese, so I'd rather just spend my money on something decent. 

Sesh

I'm not against fruit in cheese, but whenever I've had it I find myself thinking how much better the cheese would have been without the fruit. And, you only seem to be able to get white stilton with fruit in. I think I would rather like it on its own.

I've just remembered my daughter used to have marmite cheese on ryvita for breakfast when she was about 6. Weirdo.

FX_Munkee

p90fool said:

If a cheese maker makes a fantastic cheese the last thing that would cross their mind is to put bits of fruit in it. 

Nobody would do that to anything other than rubbish cheese, so I'd rather just spend my money on something decent. 

This, absolutely this, and completely this.
All of you fruit in cheese deviants just like crap cheese.

Heartfeltdawn

@Sesh Cropwell Bishop white stilton. 'twas a permanent fixture on the cheeseboard in a restaurant I worked in. 

https://cropwellbishopstilton.co.uk/our-range/white-stilton/

Absolutely cracking stuff. 

fields5069

I do not understand it. Eat cheese with fruit.

fields5069

chillidoggy said:

Cheese should never be polluted by fruits, or any other foreign objects. It’s clearly a lame attempt by cheese producers to appeal to hipsters, tree-huggers, and the kind of coffuired middle-managers that populate LinkedIn.

If you want fruit, nuts, or cranberries with cheese, go and buy some to eat with it.

I don't agree, I think it's eaten by people who read a book once, and that was by Andy McNabb because their "mate was in the Gulf, right?". They aspire to play golf in Dubai. Tell me I'm wrong.

Wolfetone

Steffo said:

Be thankful it’s bits of fruit, you should try casu marzu 

Currently onboard the Nopetrain to Fuckthatville

Sesh

Heartfeltdawn said:

@Sesh Cropwell Bishop white stilton. 'twas a permanent fixture on the cheeseboard in a restaurant I worked in. 

https://cropwellbishopstilton.co.uk/our-range/white-stilton/

Absolutely cracking stuff. 

Thanks. Sadly no stockists near me. 

Bucket

To paraphrase Partridge - "More distance between the cheese and the fruit. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision."

freakboy1610

Cheese with fruit in it? The dirty bastards!

mikeyrob73

chillidoggy said:

Cheese should never be polluted by fruits, or any other foreign objects. It’s clearly a lame attempt by cheese producers to appeal to hipsters, tree-huggers, and the kind of coffuired middle-managers that populate LinkedIn.

If you want fruit, nuts, or cranberries with cheese, go and buy some to eat with it.

Oh fuck, i have just been promoted into middle management, i have a Linkedin profile, i also dont mind a wee bit of fruit in my cheese. 

I best get me coat 

ICBM

I am happy to be a cheese-fruit deviant. It tastes nice, what’s not to like? I also like cheese without fruit and fruit without cheese, it’s all good. If you don’t like it you don’t have to eat it...

chillidoggy

mikeyrob73 said:

chillidoggy said:

Cheese should never be polluted by fruits, or any other foreign objects. It’s clearly a lame attempt by cheese producers to appeal to hipsters, tree-huggers, and the kind of coffuired middle-managers that populate LinkedIn.

If you want fruit, nuts, or cranberries with cheese, go and buy some to eat with it.

Oh fuck, i have just been promoted into middle management, i have a Linkedin profile, i also dont mind a wee bit of fruit in my cheese. 

I best get me coat 

No, you’re fine as long as you aren’t got that gelled Barnet that so many of them are rocking. Unless you drive a BMW and holiday in Ibiza, of course.