A conversation I imagined in my head after reading the news today..

Bridgehouse

"Hello, Bidvest, How can I help you"

"Er, Hiiiiiiiii.....KFC here"

"Oh right, yeah.. hi there"

"Yeah, you remember that thing recently where we dumped you for DHL and it didn't quite work out?"

"Oh yeah, I think I read something in the news *smirks*"

"Yeah. Well, er, we'd like to swap back to you.."

"Oh, okay. Yeah sure."

"Is that OK? Can you start straight away?"

"Yeah, of course."

"Cool. Great. Thanks"

"No problem. Oh, BTW - you remember the amount we charged you before?"

"Yeah..."

"Yeah. Well its fucking double that now."

Legionreturns

I thought that! I actually had a bit of a working relationship with Bidvest as they used to give some of our interesting students work placements. 

I dealt with the Newcastle Hub... So you need to re imagine that conversation with Geordie dialect.

"Aye reet mate. Ya fookin' fooked that up Bonnie lad!" 

Bridgehouse

Legionreturns said:

I thought that! I actually had a bit of a working relationship with Bidvest as they used to give some of our interesting students work placements. 

I dealt with the Newcastle Hub... So you need to re imagine that conversation with Geordie dialect.

"Aye reet mate. Ya fookin' fooked that up Bonnie lad!" 

If I ran Bidvest I'd have been tempted to tell them to go shove their chicken...

richardhomer

It’s all part of a Government conspiracy to cut calories. Price of chicken doubles, so portion size halves - and no one minds because at least it’s now possible to buy KFC again....

Modulus_Amps

richardhomer said:

It’s all part of a Government conspiracy to cut calories. Price of chicken doubles, so portion size halves - and no one minds because at least it’s now possible to buy KFC again....

I think you are giving the government too much credit

57Deluxe

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Bridgehouse

57Deluxe said:

http://i64.tinypic.com/wrx1zo.jpg

I see what you did there, you scamp!

TTony

Bridgehouse said:

A conversation I imagined in my head

Hearing those voices again?

Bridgehouse

TTony said:

Bridgehouse said:

A conversation I imagined in my head

Hearing those voices again?

They never went away...

munckee

TTony said:

Bridgehouse said:

A conversation I imagined in my head

Hearing those voices again?

But mother, they're so young....