Post casual - but don't look like you're posting casual.

frankus

ya know the deal, we've all been there... you're on a mission to the forest moon of Endor but your evil Dad is on that big star destroyer and he posts on thefretboard.co.uk too ... so what do you post to convince him you're not on the shuttle Tydirium carrying technical crew headed for the forest moon..

time is a factor here, guys

Col_Decker

walk around saying 'they told me they'd fixed this, its not my fault'.

bertie

nurse,  NURSE.......... he's out of bed again.

VimFuego

well, I've got the laptop on the arm of the sofa, I'm eating a bacon sarnie, drinking a mug of tea and my right arm is casually draped over the sofa arm.

 

Oh, and I have my top two buttons undone. And I'm wearing slippers. That's pretty casual.

not_the_dj

Party tonight at Yoda's place...

randomhandclaps

Dad destroyed Alderaan, LOL. #embarassingfolks

PolarityMan

frankus said:

ya know the deal, we've all been there... you're on a mission to the forest moon of Endor but your evil Dad is on that big star destroyer and he posts on thefretboard.co.uk too ... so what do you post to convince him you're not on the shuttle Tydirium carrying technical crew headed for the forest moon..

time is a factor here, guys

Shit. Rumbled!

johnnyurq

Why did evil dad nearly let me play hide the sausage with my sister. #incestagameforallthefamily

dindude

I think I've just been violated by a thread.

Bucket

http://narwhaler.com/original/hu/k/beaker-what-is-this-i-dont-even-hUKpVo.gif

PolarityMan

Well Bucket.......In the 80s there was a film called Star Wars. At the time it was a sci fi. The main bad guy turns out to be the main good guys dad (but you dont find this out at first). The main good guy is also the main good girls brother but they dont know that and nearly shag but then they don't because of India Jones. Frankus is imagining a humerous situation where he puts himself in the main good guys place but with a light hearted, typical family feel.

Also there were ewoks.

Sporky

I'm surprised Luke wasn't more mortified that his dad thought he looked ok in that outfit.

Drew_TNBD

randomhandclaps

PolarityMan said:

Well Bucket.......In the 80s there was a film called Star Wars. At the time it was a sci fi. The main bad guy turns out to be the main good guys dad (but you dont find this out at first). The main good guy is also the main good girls brother but they dont know that and nearly shag but then they don't because of India Jones. Frankus is imagining a humerous situation where he puts himself in the main good guys place but with a light hearted, typical family feel.

Also there were ewoks.

^ WARNING - CONTAINS SPOILERS ^

Also, the main good guy is so devastated that he had been knocking one out over his sister (this bit is only in the Super Duper Special Director's Approved Cut) that he never really works again.  The twist is further confused by the fact his father is in fact a bald white guy voiced by a plump black guy who is ordered around by an obviously creepy paedo-esque old guy who no-one seems to suspect - no wonder this kid was messed up.  The effect of his deep personal issues are further portrayed to the viewer as we realise the only person he managed to bond with is a the ghost of a dead 70 year old Derren Brown type hermit who turned up out of the blue to save him from some extra terrestrial hoodies.  The good guy's bad dad kind of repents his sins on his death bed in the obvious fear that the baby Jesus is going to kick his dead ass.  It then ends in a big fight with guns that actually fire shaving foam and we realise that no-one is really dead and they all sing this song -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puCpoX-SRnU

I think the film's main moral message is an anti-Jeremy Kyle example about not getting involved in others affairs.  It's quite apparent to the viewer that virtually everyone would have been aware that the main good guy's dad was an intergalactic Himmler and that somewhere he had a long lost sister but they don't get involved and let the family resolve the issues on their own - which is admirable.