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That'll be me sorted for next few weeks.
I remember couple of you rating it highly here - hopefully it wasn't just novelty of it.
Starfield on the other hand - I liked it but lost interest one day and now it's been weeks since I played it last time... hope it won't be the case with BG3.
Like for example, to use a potion, if you throw it at someone and it makes a splash, it will apply to everyone who gets hit from that splash, rather than "use it" just on 1 character. It also does the same if an enemy gets hits by the same splash.
The "press x to skip" in the corner of every conversation is enormously irritating and immersion-breaking, and the tutorial didn't mention how to change weapons. It wasn't even clear how to change weapons from the control scheme page.
Thus far I am flummoxed by the rave reviews. It seems derivative, linear, and generally mediocre. There's even a shooting-on-rails segment. Hopefully it'll pick up.
Double-click the icon.
Click "play" on the next screen.
Wait for the glitchy animation to end, then the splash screen telling you all the stuff they used to make it, then the bit about how it's really fine whatever they did because art, then the bit about epilepsy, then there's another intro video that tells you to press enter, only then it says to press the hamburger button. Then another splash screen but you have to press A this time, then you choose "continue" but next there's someone on telly and you have to press B, then finally the game begins. Why is it a different button each time?
Also boobs. Everywhere. I like boobs, but I am already well aware that women have them. Women also usually have clothes, but not in Cyberpunk, because it's edgy. Which seems to be code for "made by 14 year old boys". Character creator? Entirely topless, because EDGY BOOBS. Three BOOB sizes to choose from, and I think nine different nipples. NIPPLES ARE HATS FOR BOOBS! BOOBS ARE ART. Oh, and then - in case you'd forgotten they exist - there's more BOOBS on prominent show in each and every mission. I'm a little surprised they didn't include another screen you have to click through that's nothing but jiggling BOOBS, and I assume there are cybernetic BOOBGUNS later.
Also to further push boob (sorry, meant to write "home") how EDGY it is, the game is now making me go to bed. Because in the open-world immersive dystopian future BEDTIME IS IMPORTANT.
BOOBS.
Although you could skip the Meredith and Judy storyline quite easily by choosing the wrong option or gender.
...which is good, because no Judy would be a travesty.
In brighter news, the free Christmas DLC for Power Washer Simulator was very good.
Console-wise, I'm replaying Watchdogs 2. Not as good as the first, but certainly not as bad as the third.
Also pleasantly surprised by how well it performs on Stream Deck now too. I'm getting a pretty solid 45fps at 720p and a mix of medium and low settings but with textures set to high.
Reminds me of Katamari Damacy in a weird way. You just totter around picking up shit and trying not to drop anything, and nothing else about it makes narrative sense at all.