A monkey playing a piano

fastonebaz

The look of joy on his face :-)

Sassafras

Was it Jerry Lee Lewis who sometimes used his feet on the keys?
Although probably not both at the same time.

merlin

Apparently back in the day, Mozart used to entertain at parties by playing with his cock. 
Tom Hilce was asked to do it by Miloš Forman in Amadeus. He refused...

Musicwolf

fastonebaz said:

A monkey playing a piano

Ape

Dominic

Strange creatures........they look so cute and are a traditional object of loveable fun but ,in fact, they are spiteful ,vicious and very dangerous .
 Having spent quite a bit of time in various parts of Asia I have been mugged ,scratched and bitten  by them quite a few times ,especially the larger Macacques .Sometimes they will form up into a gang and launch a really well coordinated attack .
 I don't know why but they always hang out around old Temples .
A family I know were out on a long bush walk in South Africa 2 years ago and were hunted by a troupe of Baboons ;they only just escaped alive and nearly lost their 12 year old .
 Chimps are especially dangerous.....they have a taste for meat and regularly hunt Colobus Monkeys for food .
Being mobbed by monkeys is very scary .

Emp_Fab

What a lovely clip.  Thanks for posting @fastonebaz ;

Winny_Pooh

Its the meat eating apes like chimps that are the most dangerous. Ironically they are likely to be kept by enthusuastic private owners as pets due to intelligence (USA right), but are known to maul even people that have raised them from babies. A friend of mine worked in a monkey park that I once visited and the chimps were the only ones behind glass. Make no mistake, pound for pound they are twice as strong as humans. 

Nitefly

Baboons ate my car.

Sassafras

I read about a Murican woman who had her hands torn off by her 'pet' chimpanzee. Can you imagine the strength of the little bastards to be able to rip limbs off you?
Unlike Michael Jackson, I've never seen the appeal of chimps. Certainly wouldn't have one in the house.

Forgot to say, it also peeled her face right off her skull for good measure!

Funkfingers

Sassafras said:

Unlike Michael Jackson, I've never seen the appeal of chimps. Certainly wouldn't have one in the house.

By the mid-Nineties, few people would have allowed Jacko in the house.

77ric

Sounds like an accomplished jazz pianist. 

chillidoggy

77ric said:

Sounds like an accomplished jazz pianist. 

Modern jazz.

hollywoodrox

Dominic said:

Strange creatures........they look so cute and are a traditional object of loveable fun but ,in fact, they are spiteful ,vicious and very dangerous .
 Having spent quite a bit of time in various parts of Asia I have been mugged ,scratched and bitten  by them quite a few times ,especially the larger Macacques .Sometimes they will form up into a gang and launch a really well coordinated attack .
 I don't know why but they always hang out around old Temples .
A family I know were out on a long bush walk in South Africa 2 years ago and were hunted by a troupe of Baboons ;they only just escaped alive and nearly lost their 12 year old .
 Chimps are especially dangerous.....they have a taste for meat and regularly hunt Colobus Monkeys for food .
Being mobbed by monkeys is very scary .

I saw a documentary where they were hunting other monkeys in a gang and really planned it out well some flanking them ,some ahead and some behind . I don’t trust monkeys and primates one bit 

Kittyfrisk

hollywoodrox said:

Dominic said:

Strange creatures........they look so cute and are a traditional object of loveable fun but ,in fact, they are spiteful ,vicious and very dangerous .
 Having spent quite a bit of time in various parts of Asia I have been mugged ,scratched and bitten  by them quite a few times ,especially the larger Macacques .Sometimes they will form up into a gang and launch a really well coordinated attack .
 I don't know why but they always hang out around old Temples .
A family I know were out on a long bush walk in South Africa 2 years ago and were hunted by a troupe of Baboons ;they only just escaped alive and nearly lost their 12 year old .
 Chimps are especially dangerous.....they have a taste for meat and regularly hunt Colobus Monkeys for food .
Being mobbed by monkeys is very scary .

I saw a documentary where they were hunting other monkeys in a gang and really planned it out well some flanking them ,some ahead and some behind . I don’t trust monkeys and primates one bit 

Its the primates that put stuff on guitar forums that you should watch out for... 

Hootsmon

77ric said:

Sounds like an accomplished jazz pianist. 

chimp corea

phil_b

I bet if you get enough monkey's and enough piano's you could reproduce the complete works of Chopin

fob

Dominic

Jules Holland the Elephant

brooom

Dominic said:

Strange creatures........they look so cute and are a traditional object of loveable fun but ,in fact, they are spiteful ,vicious and very dangerous .
 Having spent quite a bit of time in various parts of Asia I have been mugged ,scratched and bitten  by them quite a few times ,especially the larger Macacques .Sometimes they will form up into a gang and launch a really well coordinated attack .
 I don't know why but they always hang out around old Temples .
A family I know were out on a long bush walk in South Africa 2 years ago and were hunted by a troupe of Baboons ;they only just escaped alive and nearly lost their 12 year old .
 Chimps are especially dangerous.....they have a taste for meat and regularly hunt Colobus Monkeys for food .
Being mobbed by monkeys is very scary .

I got a feeling they must think something very similar of us.

DrCornelius

Hootsmon said:

77ric said:

Sounds like an accomplished jazz pianist. 

chimp corea

Thelonius Monkey

Lebarque

As soon as I saw the title, I knew it must be a @fastonebaz thread...