Twas approximately 6 weeks ago I had the bedroom window open a crack, butt excuse the two puns, when a skydevil swooped, cleared his bowels and painted my curtains a shade of white with his ordinance.
Never mind, they were old and had faded from black to blue anyway.
I took to the online realms, browsed hundreds of pairs of drapes and compared their match to the carpet.
I then started looking at curtains.
I gathered I would need to draw a conclusion.
Enough of the puns I visited Dunelm.
It seemed hard to find a pair of blackout curtains, in plain black with the correct method of hangage.
Anyway I found a pair, fairly cheap, they’ll do though.
They arrived and I hastily unpacked them, keen to hang the bastards.
Mm. Theyre stiff, like a tent material, which was disappointing as I would have liked to wear them out on occasion.
They are also shiny which, well that just sucks balls.
Anyway I hung them because I couldnt be arsed to fold them back up, or post them back.. or spend anymore time looking at curtains on the internet. Amateur mistake.
A month later theyre still hung here, doing their job, but still disappointing me. £30 well spent Skunkwerx.
Today I came into the room, (the curtains stay drawn during the day when its sunny, to protect the guitars from the sun, and also to stop the room heating up like crazy).
I went to open the window a bit and fuck me, a chemical smell like chlorine hit me. It took me ages of sniffing around looking like a madman to any onlookers to find out where it was coming from..
Turns out its the curtains! They reek of it.
They didnt... they’ve been quite inoffensive for the past month.. yet today just decided to start stinking the place up..
Wtf.
I think I would have been happier hanging two £10 notes and two £5 notes on the rail, and just accepting the limited cover they give.
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Every day's a schoolday.
last week. The blackout liner has 100’s of holes in it, in both curtains. There were splits where they’d been folded so many times to fit in the packaging. The actual curtains and their backing are fine, and they didn’t smell like a swimming pool. But the product is shit. Back they go.
I can't help about the shape I'm in, I can't sing I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to
I have buyers remorse... I shall send an email.. to someone.