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I figured part 4 (the racetrack) wasn't on cos it was done by a different studio / rights but nope .. it's all New Line right?
...and no Tony Todd - no final destination. It's the law.
Bit of a surprise, this one.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
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From the outset it was complete bollocks and couldn't watch beyond the 15 minute rule.
I fully accept that films are rarely real life but film makers must think that the movie watching public are thick as frozen treacle to buy even a fraction of the guff that this awful excuse for entertainment threw out in the first 15 minutes!
-893/10
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
Erm, well, it's got what it says. Not as good as I'd hoped, not quite as awful as I'd feared. 5.6 out of 7.2 (note that both are out of ten, the first is how good it was, the second is how good I thought it could have been).
Men In Black International
Gave up. Lady BMcH made an apt comment; it's like they tried to make a kid's film for grown-ups, and failed on both counts. 1.3 out of 4.7.
An Italian giallo gothic horror movie set in the late C19th. An interesting cast including Jane Birkin, Anton Diffring and Serge Gainsbourg. But the cast is nowhere near as interesting as the film, which is by any measure barking mad.
Basically this is a murder-mystery whodunnit with supernatural overtones. In a nutshell, assorted members of a family are holed up in a Scottish castle where they are gradually bumped off one by one. In each case, a ginger cat watches on intently as the murderer goes about their grim business.
There is a lot about this film that reminds me of some of the Hammer Dracula movies (and indeed there is a vampire element to the film). Some of the castle sets are strongly reminiscent of those in Dracula: Prince Of Darkness, especially the upstairs corridor from which the bedrooms lead. There is also a son who is confined to his chambers, much like the Baron in The Brides Of Dracula.
The whole thing has a definite Hammer-ish feel to it, but add a gorilla to the mix - seemingly for no good reason other than there was a spare gorilla suit lying around on the set - plus a bisexual French teacher and (for me at least) a cliched, laugh-out loud ending and you have a film that is bonkers, stylish and very good fun.
If '70s camp horror whodunnit is your bag, you'll enjoy this.
8/10.
Alien Resurrection
Film4
Hadn't seen this one and wasn't tempted before but had recorded it, so I gave it a go.
The scientists on board the spaceship we join have both captured Aliens and cloned humans and clearly Ripley is one of their Frankenstein creations. A clone of Ripley with added Alien genes make her even tougher and smile like a serpent
Inevitably, the Aliens manage to escape and so acid blood is splattered everywhere leading to the cliche of a smaller bunch of survivors endeavouring to escape the mass-Alien hoard by running around with flamethrowers and setting the controls to Earth which is only 3 hours away.
Unfortunately, there is not the style, subtle plot, building of tension or surprise of the originals. it romps along delivering lots of action and lots of aliens. You can have too much of a good thing, and this has too much right from the start leaving the viewer unable to give a toss about anything going on.
Lots of variation of Alien in this from green swimming ones to flying monsters a a gigantic queen and skeletal hybrid with human expressions. Dear oh dear.
I see Weaver co-produced it so she likely just wanted the dosh.
Not very good
5/10
Pretty good, felt like ''old school'' Alien films at times.
I can agree with the opinions above in relation to very young cast - as much as main character didn't bother me too much, the rest could use with bit more age diverse cast. It's a detail though and didn't affect the overall viewing much for me.
Pretty intense action, feel of Xenomorph lurking in the shadows, ''retro'' sci fi technology used on the ship - I liked all of these.
6.18/10
The other thing I omitted to mention about the above is that every time I saw the ginger cat, I thought of Garfield. Which didn't help with my suspension of disbelief!
But, as I've said before, after Aliens there was no organic direction in which to take subsequent films so everything since has been milking the cash cow for all it's worth.
Even the latest offering from Fede Alvarez didn't do anything new, it was just a rehash of the best bits from the first two movies, although he's done a much better job than anything since Aliens.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.