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Favourites from that were "That's put the catamonkeypigeon" and "This room looks like a bomseytit"
I think the Charvel colour Specific Ocean is a pun on the Pacific/specific mixup.
(She might be on the honey-shot with that one.. )
After a fine 5 course working dinner he had become increasingly vocal to make himself sound important and impress two very eminent people who were hosting.......
He took it upon himself to stand up at the end and raise a toast them and their fine fayre by thanking them for the dinner and commenting that such fine food and wine left him feeling " very EFFLUENT "
He was totally obnoxious so myself and others pissed ourselves laughing without mercy
We had a landlady in our local pub who informed the assembled company one evening that she had been to the hairdressers for a blowjob!!
# Would I lie To You / Katherine Parkinson
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
then I get, not “how was your day?” Etc
but….
”how tall was Jesus?”
FML
Muffled cough, shuffling of feet..awkward silence ensued.