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Good times
He was talking about police forensics, who had come round to his house to dust for prints after he'd been burgled. "They were hoping to get some d and a so they could catch the curator of the crime."
Thereafter he was known as The Curator.
”Where’s your wife?” asked my ex
”She’s out dogging!” he replied, then cracked up and clarified that she was walking the dogs
There are natural Shibboleths too .....almost all Caribbean people have difficulty with 'Asking' and 'Arksing '
There are a lot of English words that are difficult for Farsi speakers .
My correction was Exocet-like in its speed…
When in this situation my standby is ' I don't want to feel like a gameshow host so I'll let you introduce yourselves '
It's not great but it's better than standing there like a mute.
She marched into the shop one day screaming at her husband that their next door neighbour had blocked their drive with a wheelie bin. I said to her, "Why are you getting all stressed out over nothing?"
She said, "It's all right for you. We've been at Leatherhead with that family since we moved in."
To which I replied, "I had no idea you relocated to Surrey"
She just gave me a vacant stare and said, "What the bloody hell are you talking about?"
I guess Alfred Hitchcock had the same problem
She also talked about her female dog (who was called Gyp....ouch) and needing to keep her indoors when she was on heat otherwise she'd make puppies. "She can't help it, it's only human nature".