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eoinzy

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BillDL

I expect the post mortem might reveal the cause of death as blunt force trauma when his head hit the deck after they dropped him.

octatonic

Weekend at Bernies II?

darthed1981

Dead body taken to post office to withdraw pension

Did they offer it a job?

Sassafras

He'd just just been signed off as 'fit for work'.

crunchman

The rumour in my family is that my great Grandma went and collected my great Grandad's pension before she reported that he had died.

Funkfingers

eoinzy said:

Wouldn't see it in a film, eh!?

Albert R.N., 1953.

Hootsmon

Anything else Sir.....?

A gottle of gear

BillDL

Has anybody else here ever expelled a mouthful of scrambled egg through their nose?

>>> "gottle of gear" <<<

Thank you for that !!

TheOtherDennis

"It's what he would have wanted"

proggy

He was probably still alive when they joined the queue.

thecolourbox

Is anybody else imagining Harry Enfield's Mr Dead character?

EricTheWeary

crunchman said:

The rumour in my family is that my great Grandma went and collected my great Grandad's pension before she reported that he had died.

My mother told me a story about my uncle Walter (her brother in law) continuing to withdraw my grandmother’s pension for weeks after her death ( this would have been about fifty years ago). I’m not entirely sure the facts stacked up although it does seem like something he would have done as he was a properly miserable old git. 

Jfingers

When I glanced at the headlines on a news app this morning, I assumed this story took place in Florida.

I think it's a really shitty thing for the Man's life to be remembered for, and that the 'proppers' aren't fit to be within society at large again ever.

Bod

Jfingers said:

I think it's a really shitty thing for the Man's life to be remembered for,

My exact thoughts, and all for a few quid.

Dominic

I'm taking a dead body down to the Fish and Chip shop in a minute .......unfortunately it's mine ; it's been a hard day lugging some very heavy Yorkstone slabs around

rogd

Jfingers said:

I think it's a really shitty thing for the Man's life to be remembered for, and that the 'proppers' aren't fit to be within society at large again ever.

Depends on his last wishes.

Bod

rogd said:

Jfingers said:

I think it's a really shitty thing for the Man's life to be remembered for, and that the 'proppers' aren't fit to be within society at large again ever.

Depends on his last wishes.

That would be a great twist to the story.

hollywoodrox

They really should get a stiff sentence for such a horrid act 

JerkMoans

Sounds kosher

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/man-who-brought-dead-uncle-26029369

BillDL

I have a feeling the nephew appears in this video somewhere