I have sat in bed all day....

Drew_TNBD

Lazy day. Had a shag. I performed quite well. Four cups of tea. Two bags of French Fries. Some potato wedges. The wife juiced up some bananas and apples, I drank a bit of that, but decided I didn't like it. I watched Another 48 Hours, then 48 Hours... decided I preferred the sequel. Two huge glasses of wine, and I've worn trousers for a total of 5 minutes today.

I did record a song, so I think I deserve it.

I decided I am not going to do the washing up.

Bucket

I got up at quarter to seven, went to work at 8, finished at 12, ate lunch, went out to buy some guitar bits and practice my driving. I'll be back at work from 8 til 4 tomorrow. Then I shall do some soldering. A guitar-shaped item will arrive for me on Monday.

You lazy git.

However, I am also not going to do the washing up. That's one of the perks of having escaped from your dungeon, you always used to make me do it.

DrJazzTap

@drewfx I think that's reffered to as "living the dream"

vasselmeyer

Tell us about the shag? Did she stick her finger up you?

Drew_TNBD

vasselmeyer said:

Tell us about the shag? Did she stick her finger up you?

Yes. What of it?

Strat_a_tat_tat

There's a song in there somewhere..

 

'Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time...'

 

No... it'd never work.

DrJazzTap

@Strat_a_tat_tat

Sounds like Morrissey

Sambostar

IN bed all day and only one shag.  Confirms to me that marriage is not a great idea.  How are the heart palpitations going?  I think they might be premature ventricular contractions, where the heart beats as an empty pump, just after it has beaten and has no blood to pump as it hasn't had a chance to fill up yet. Not at all serious, unless you have cardio problems and mostly brought on by junk food, coffee and fags and shit.

I just had one sitting down and relaxing.  Felt like my chest caved in for a moment and was completely winded for a second.  Although I may have a heart attack soon so who knows.

Anyway, glad I'm not lying in bed being served foul heath food juice by a women with my own faeces on her fingers who I am contractually bound to.  Better dead than that.

Strat_a_tat_tat

DrJazzTap said:

@Strat_a_tat_tat

Sounds like Morrissey

Not quite.... good try... but different decade... Carole King.

holnrew

Drew_fx said:

vasselmeyer said:

Tell us about the shag? Did she stick her finger up you?

Yes. What of it?

Drew_TNBD

Today was a much more productive day. I wore trousers for the whole day almost.

Strat_a_tat_tat

Wearing them on your head doesn't count.  :P

Drew_TNBD

Strat_a_tat_tat said:

Wearing them on your head doesn't count.  :P

DOES TOO!

Strat_a_tat_tat

OK... that's a win for me too.  With one pair worn in the conventional manner - and a further pair on my head... I've doubled my productivity today.

Drew_TNBD

Strat_a_tat_tat said:

OK... that's a win for me too.  With one pair worn in the conventional manner - and a further pair on my head... I've doubled my productivity today.

Cut a pair in two and wear them on your arms as well.

Strat_a_tat_tat

I thought that was the conventional manner!

Adam_MD