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I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
"Take these three items, some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone." - Walt Kowalski
"Only two things are infinite - the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
I'd call NHS 111 (just dail 111 on a landline): they're great & can book you an emergency appointment at the hospital to save you waiting there.
If you get any worse. A&E.
Let us know how you get on.
The next step is to see if the cancer has spread.
Please get yourself checked out ASAP...
Was it that guy you answered from PlentyofFish bisexual column?
I had my stomach swell up like it was fit to burst with food poisoning one time, only time it has happened with food poisoning. It was Tesco bacon. Have you eaten any Tesco bacon?
I know a girl who has had this pain for seven month now. Her GP said she should go on anti depressants as her pain threshold was poor. Finally saw the gastroenterologist today, who she has been asking to see for seven months. His words were, why the hell didn't you see me straight away, there is something seriously wrong, how long have you been like this. She replied seven months. Damn GP only works 3 days a week and plenty of stories about utter incompetence, bordering on negligence, and people dying from their misdiagnosis, where even a lay person could see the danger signs, given all the information.
She went to A&E several times, in an ambulance as she was fainting and in dire pain. The A&E staff sent her straight back home again and said it was just her bowl that was full and gave her a talking to for wasting time.
I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.
This. Listen to this.
Or (potentially) get as fucking sick as me (health sick, not fucked in the head sick, I know I cover both).
Are you curled up in pain? Can you point exactly where it is? Oh and tell a Doctor, not me.
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
You sound quite like me*, get some proper medical advice.
*I laughed at the bloke who booted me I the side and cracked some ribs....
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)