Comments made by sellers in the for sale threads.......and what they really mean ?

Telejester

Selling this amazing amp reluctantly, my loss is your gain.

Really means, been trying to flog this pile of junk forever, some mug cmon and buy it.

Telejester

Guitar will  be professionally packaged for the delivery.

Really means, if that thing arrives in one piece I will eat my y fronts.

steveledzep

First to see will buy!

JerkMoans

‘It owes me’…

mgaw

Bargain

DrCornelius

JerkMoans said:

‘It owes me’…

You beat me to it - usually a sign that someone thinks they overpaid in the first place :-)

Sporky

"Sort after" means "let's hope I can spell the buyer's address properly". 

Adey

"Rare" -  everyone thought it was crap when new, so hardly any were sold.

richardhomer

“Good wood era” = “The era I’m selling”

Springywheel

Punches well above it's weight. 

"It's a cheap piece of crap and I need it gone quick"

Neck plays like butter

"It turns out I fucking hate 50s style necks, please take this off me"

swiller

Ive decided im not a strat/les paul/tele guy. ( Cos i bought into the custom shop fomo and my squier/epiphone version rocks BIG TIME). Please reduce my loss with your own fomo.

swiller

Im posting the previous sellers pics (insert 10000+ fret member) because whenever i do pics on a perfectly adequate modern camera, it looks exactly how it is in the flesh and way less appealing than photoshopped version i paid premium for.

mrkb

I’ve had three of these and this is the best one… (but it’s still shit.)

LPManic

Best guitar I’ve ever played. Can’t believe I’m selling this.

(This is an absolute piece of shit. Why else would I be selling it).

TTony

Barely used, been sat in its case for years.



It’s shite.

Timcito

"It's a player's guitar" = it's had the crap kicked out of it. 

strumjoughlamps

‘Feeler’ 

if I can get way above current value I’ll sell

StefB

If you’re (your) looking at this then you know what it is = I’m too lazy to do a proper description. 

But even that is better than the bone idle eBay AI script most sellers use nowadays:-

“This electric guitar is a Gibson SG, perfect for any musician looking to elevate their sound. Crafted with precision and care, this instrument is designed to provide the perfect blend of tone and playability. The sleek design, combined with the high-quality materials, make this guitar a true work of art. Ideal for any musician, whether a beginner or a seasoned professional, this Gibson SG is sure to exceed your expectations. The perfect addition to any collection of musical instruments, this guitar is a must-have for anyone looking to take their music to the next level.”

JerkMoans

‘She’…  

tone1

I’ve got 2 of these and this is my spare one (or worst)….

mgaw

“Time for a clear out”

I have a spending problem