Comments made by sellers in the for sale threads.......and what they really mean ?

thermionic

Sporky said:

"Sort after" means "let's hope I can spell the buyer's address properly". 

Top draw.

mgaw

“Time for a clear out”

I have a spending problem 

theatreanchor

‘insert issue here* forces sale. Will also accept trades. WHY?

I’d like the cash, but I’d also like a ‘better’ guitar than this. I don’t really have any issues forcing the sale either. 

Winny_Pooh

mgaw said:

“Time for a clear out”

I have a spending problem 

Haha

or

"My partner is fed up and has told me to sort out my excess gear."

WeZ84

"Bump"

I still don't want it - and looks like nobody else does either.

JerkMoans

Well that's fucked every FS thread I have going  

Gilly

“First to see will buy”

I can’t think of anything interesting to say about it.

Humboldt

Collection only

(no address given)

theatreanchor

*plays like butter*

I can’t play the guitar. 

Telejester

swiller said:

Ive decided im not a strat/les paul/tele guy. ( Cos i bought into the custom shop fomo and my squier/epiphone version rocks BIG TIME). Please reduce my loss with your own fomo.

Means.........I cant afford really nice custom shop guitars and I am massaging my ego.

StefB

Humboldt said:

Collection only

(no address given)

Based in Scotland.

Telejester

This pedal comes with all the mods.

Means.......and I am the friggin mug who paid for all of them, and it still sounds shit.

Telejester

Humboldt said:

Collection only

(no address given)

Means........I am in pentonville prison at the moment, some of the lads on a street corner where I live will leave it there for you to collect

mattacjones

"Thinning the herd" 

I have a spending problem iii

Telejester

mgaw said:

“Time for a clear out”

Selling something ? Oh no, I am just on my way to the chemist to buy imodium as I am constipated again.

sld5150

“Bought this a week ago, and not really gelling with it.”

My partner has found out how much I spent on this, and has given me a choice of selling it or being buried with it in the back yard.  

Yorkie

"This guitar comes in Fiesta Red color and has six strings. As such, it would make a perfect addition to any guitar lover's collection".

I couldn't be arsed to write a description but I still want your money. 

Dodge

mgaw said:

Bargain

Also "Priced to sell".

Followed by 28 bump posts with zero responses.

TTony

Rare.



No-one was daft enough to buy these new.  


Except me

Sporky

"No silly offers"

I have overpriced this because really I want to keep it.