playstation versus norks

Evilmags

Is it normal for a 36 year old man with a girlfriend (my sister in law, who has massive norks) to spend 14 hours a day playing computer games. I'm not immune to a bit of violent gaming but 14 hours a day for 5 days a week seems rather odd to say the least. Especially when the other option is a Spanish woman with massive tits...

Myranda

Depends - several hours of sex every day can lead to needing a lot of relaxation

Shark_Eyes

Maybe he loves her for her mind?

mike_l

the lady would win. partly cos i never got into gaming. mostly cos i like spending time with women.

ftumch

To make a well balanced decision we probably need to know what game he is playin...and pictures of the norks.

holnrew

he might be doing both? Massive norks lose their novelty,

Evilmags

A man who's tires of norks is weary of life. Titties beat computer games imho.

johnnyurq

Now if Sony could overlay a tactile controller over her funbags then he could combine gaming and jubblies. 

Add a fanjita overlay too and it is all good.

But as much as I like gaming a soapy titwank wins hands down.

guitargeek62

I take it he has no job?

CabbageCat

Titties are realistically only compatible with a handful of games. A Playstation has hundreds.

Myranda

CabbageCat said:

Titties are realistically only compatible with a handful of games. A Playstation has hundreds.

You've played with the wrong titties I think

strumjoughlamps

How long have they been together?  

CabbageCat

strumjoughlamps said:

How long have they been together?  

What? The titties?

Col_Decker

holnrew said:

 Massive norks lose their novelty,

bertie

Evilmags said:

Is it normal for a 36 year old man with a girlfriend (my sister in law, who has massive norks) to spend 14 hours a day playing computer games. I'm not immune to a bit of violent gaming but 14 hours a day for 5 days a week seems rather odd to say the least. Especially when the other option is a Spanish woman with massive tits...

you know the rules,   pics or..............................

frankus

Sounds like Mags should buy the man a new console and get his sister in law to make a down payment for it.

Col_Decker

Evilmags said:

Is it normal for a 36 year old man with a girlfriend (my sister in law, who has massive norks) to spend 14 hours a day playing computer games. I'm not immune to a bit of violent gaming but 14 hours a day for 5 days a week seems rather odd to say the least. Especially when the other option is a Spanish woman with massive tits...

Are we right to infer that as your sister in law is spanish with massive funbags, that the current mrs.mags is also spanish with a big rack?

bertie

does she play tennis ?

Jalapeno

Have you ever known him not to brag ?

Myranda

Using a very clever capacitive mesh implanted under the skin of said colossal jubblies would allow for touch control. With an appropriate operating system it would confer gesture control and multi touch sensitivity. With some jiggery pokery and a Bluetooth connection this could then be connected to the PS3.

Jubblies and gaming... for the win.

CabbageCat

Myranda said:

Using a very clever capacitive mesh implanted under the skin of said colossal jubblies would allow for touch control. With an appropriate operating system it would confer gesture control and multi touch sensitivity. With some jiggery pokery and a Bluetooth connection this could then be connected to the PS3.

Jubblies and gaming... for the win.

Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to be half way through your seventeenth, and most promising, attempt at an end of level boss on Demon's Souls only for your controller to get up and go for a wee because the adverts are on?