The rudest non-rude words

AntonHunter

CHRISB50 said:

Tottenham Hotspur

You are Eric Morecambe. 

mgaw

Anal discharge

earwighoney

mgaw said:

Anal discharge

Their first album is great, but their second album is over produced and overrated. 

sev112

PLOP said:

When does 

G I R T H

ever get used for anything else? 

Trees

PLOP

Uranus - call it “urine-us” if you want but it’s not much better. 

Romp - is only used to imply scandalousness in tabloid headlines. 

PLOP

sev112 said:

PLOP said:

When does 

G I R T H

ever get used for anything else? 

Trees

I do a lot of chainsawing at work, we always use diameter as that’s what the licences measure for size of tree covered by your training level. Never circumference and certainly not girth! 

PeteBo

Snatch

NickBotfield

PLOP said:

I do a lot of chainsawing at work,

That is the manliest thing ever written on this forum.

Kittyfrisk

NickBotfield said:

PLOP said:

I do a lot of chainsawing at work,

That is the manliest thing ever written on this forum.

You do realise he just cuts Gibson custom shop body blanks?

viz

PLOP said:

When does 

G I R T H

ever get used for anything else? 

Flaccid

Headphones

Also like a good "Throbwopulous!"

springhead

Plums

tone1

Cockwomble 

Grangousier

Labial fricative.

JezzaSnr

Special 

Sporky

Gash

Perdix

Clunge

NickBotfield

Grangousier said:

Labial fricative.

Sensual!

NickBotfield

Perdix said:

Clunge

"Cliff plunge".

beed84

Tuppence. Not to mention jugs, melons, coconuts and rack.