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The rudest non-rude words

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  • blobbblobb Frets: 3910
    Fudge. 
    Feelin' Reelin' & Squeelin'
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  • PeteBoPeteBo Frets: 249
    Camel toe
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  • PennPenn Frets: 1629
    edited October 2025
    Berk 
    That is rude. Berk = Berkshire Hunt… bit of a c*nt. 

    Anyway, my word is Feltching.    
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  • TimmyOTimmyO Frets: 9640
    Thrunge

    Tumescent 
    Red ones are better. 
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  • nero1701nero1701 Frets: 2371
    Minge
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 7534
    Covfefe. 
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  • LitterickLitterick Frets: 1078
    Cunctation
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  • SpeedySpeedy Frets: 13
    For me its fecundity.

    Bit of everything.
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 28192
    Why is it that 80% of all of the entries so far refer to female body parts ?

    I submit one I invented maybe years back...

    Spudnudger.

    Naming the forum "The Fretboard" was my idea !

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  • Emp_Fab said:
    Why is it that 80% of all of the entries so far refer to female body parts ?
    Fear of the unknown?

    Anyway, another one which is kind of parallel to this is the way that certain people pronounce Lamborghini Countach as "cunt ash" like they're naughty boys.
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  • horsehorse Frets: 1870
    I sometimes rehearse at 4Q studios, which is quite rude without actually being rude
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  • HeadphonesHeadphones Frets: 1277
    horse said:
    I sometimes rehearse at 4Q studios, which is quite rude without actually being rude
    Many years ago I spent a few years with Her Majesty's Railways.  I arrived as they finished a reorganisation entitled "Organising For Quality".

    Known by its acronym.  O4Q.

    And that's just how every one pronounced it.

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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 5572
    Plump.

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  • Masticate
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  • abw1989abw1989 Frets: 800
    Kadjar

    Of the Renault variety. No idea why it sounds like an insult but it fits.
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  • gman58gman58 Frets: 137
    Bellend.
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  • HeadphonesHeadphones Frets: 1277
    gman58 said:
    Bellend.

    Not a word you can use near the singer of "Heaving is a Place on Erith"
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  • OffsetOffset Frets: 20279
    Clunge.
    Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose
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  • Rowby1Rowby1 Frets: 1439
    4 Canal Street.
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 5572
    Thrutch
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