The rudest non-rude words

Rowby1

My wife used to work for a company whose computer systems would truncate addresses if the address lines were too long to fit in the address field. It one day came up with:

Henley-in-ArSolihull

rze99

Crevice.

JerkMoans

Perineum

Stratavarious

Foisty

skullfunkerry

Formula 1 is full of rude-sounding stuff that isn't actually rude:

"Lando is all over the back of Max Verstappen"
"Hamilton has gone hard for this part of the race"
"Max slips up the inside of George"

JCA2550

Horsebox

lustycourtier

NickBotfield said:

I'll start:

Flange

I hoped this would be here. We manufacture Flanges so its a word I use many many times a day. I still chuckle. 

Headphones

lustycourtier said:

NickBotfield said:

I'll start:

Flange

I hoped this would be here. We manufacture Flanges so its a word I use many many times a day. I still chuckle. 

I've a colleague who only knew it as the "rude" meaning.  Especially challenging to talk about pipe insertion and clamping...

NickBotfield

Headphones said:

pipe insertion

We have another!

rogd

Scrunt

nero1701

Cock-Socket

horse

JCA2550 said:

Horsebox

Really?

Penn

Greasing the Baler. 

Headphones

horse said:

JCA2550 said:

Horsebox

Really?

I suspect it's the pronunciation that does the heavy lifting there!

boogieman

Headphones said:

lustycourtier said:

NickBotfield said:

I'll start:

Flange

I hoped this would be here. We manufacture Flanges so its a word I use many many times a day. I still chuckle. 

I've a colleague who only knew it as the "rude" meaning.  Especially challenging to talk about pipe insertion and clamping...

I once worked in a shop that sold plumbing and gas fittings. I always chuckled about “bleeding cocks” and “running nipples”. 

McSwaggerty

Reform 

Brio

Farage.

Headphones

Brio said:

Farage.

I suspect it's the pronunciation that does the heavy lifting there!

Axe_meister

Bonk

Axe_meister

Had to laugh when choosing wood for my Crimson Guitar build, Flamed Crotch Mahogany