A conundrum for the forum

snakemanStoo

Sprog 1 has a prizegiving in a few weeks, and being the brainbox she is she's getting a prize.

The prize is a book of the recipients choice, and the book token is here waiting to be used.

Her school is a private girls school, and every year they get a prominent female scientist, journalist or the like to do the presenting.

My conundrum that I'd like to share with you is what is the most inappropriate book to be given?

Mrs. Stoo has suggested '120 days of Sodom', I thought of 'Fetish and the art of Teese' (Dita Von Teese).

Do you, my learned colleagues, have any thoughts?

I will be contacting the school peoples to ask.

Jalapeno

Wisden's Cricketing Almanac

fatherjack

The C.R.E.A.T.O.R. Formula - The Mathematical Proof of God! by Sollog

Col_Decker

Cooking with Semen

CabbageCat

Anthrax, Sarin and IEDs - a Beginner's Guide

Phil_aka_Pip

The Karma Sutra

bertie

The Little Red Book

octatonic

Al Qaeda training guide.

dogload

Always a winner at liberal dinner parties- Mein Kampf by A. Hitler

Just remember- irony doesn't always translate well.

snakemanStoo

Loving all the suggestions, and LOLs awarded.

stickyfiddle

The Anarchist Cookbook?

Phil_aka_Pip

Das Kapital
The Communist Party Manifesto
50 Shades of Grey
Any of the Enid Blyton kids books

bertie

Coffe Table book of the headmistresses candid holiday snaps

Myranda

I was thinking The Anarchist Cookbook but... isn't it a print from internet only? (oh, my bad, there's a print version - surely heavily edited?)

Now... prominent scientist presenting a book... hmm...

Anything on creationism - or conspiracy. Anything in which religion trumps science...

Or... Sex.

50 Shades of Grey has to be a contender.

How To Have Great Sex - Jo Hemmings

The Mammoth Book Of Lesbian Erotic Stories 42 Naughty sexy adventures - Barbara Cardy Doubly good as it's a girls school

The Whole Lesbian Sex Book: A Passionate Guide For All Of Us - Felicia Newman 

Death?

The Serial Killers: A Study In The Psychology Of Violence - Colin Wilson

How To Commit A Successful Suicide - Thomas James 

Classmate Murders - Bob Moats

The Worlds Most Bizarre Murders - James Marrison 

Cannibalism and Human Sacrifice - Gary Hogg

Blasphemy: Art That Offends - S. Brent Plate

My favourites in bold... 

fretmeister

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Arouse-Her-Anal-Ecstasy-Step-By-Step/dp/0983275564/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1380190506&sr=8-1-fkmr1&keywords=Beginner+guide+to+anal

That will do it.

fretmeister

a great read too!

snakemanStoo

She would like that

bertie

I wonder if Jo Hemmings  ex-partners ever tweet about her

(see Myranda's post)

Rocker

The Cranks Cookbook.

Manchester United Yearbook 2005

Sporky

www.amazon.co.uk/Someone-Cuttlefish-Shapeshifter-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0087PTMW2/

Fretwired

Refuting evolution - the argument for creationism - http://www.amazon.com/Refuting-Evolution-Handbook-Countering-Arguments/dp/0890512582/ref=cm_lmf_tit_5

The Joy of sex [expanded edition] .. http://www.amazon.com/Joy-Sex-Ultimate-Revised/dp/0307587789/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1380202286&sr=1-1&keywords=The+joy+of+sex

The Al Qaeda Reader: The Essential Texts of Osama Bin Laden's Terrorist Organization .. http://www.amazon.com/Qaeda-Reader-Essential-Terrorist-Organization/dp/076792262X/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1380202324&sr=1-3&keywords=al+qaeda

Sharia Law for Non-Muslims .. http://www.amazon.com/Sharia-Law-Non-Muslims-Bill-Warner/dp/0979579481/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1380202397&sr=1-1&keywords=sharia+law

Or any of these .. http://www.abebooks.co.uk/books/weird/index.shtml - cat flexing ...:-)