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FS: MIJ ST68 Strat - SUPER LIGHT!

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GassageGassage Frets: 34004
edited April 27 in Guitars £





FS: 2022 Fender MIJ '68 75th Anniversary Strat — 3TSB, dark board, 7lb of joy — £725 firm shipped, no trades

Right. Let's talk about your back.

You're 58. You've been telling yourself for fifteen years that the next Les Paul is "the one." You've got an osteopath on retainer, a wife who sighs when you reach for the strap, and a downstairs loo full of Vintage Guitar magazines you pretend to read for the articles. Last gig you played, you needed two paracetamol and a sit-down by the second chorus of Sultans of Swing.

I have the answer.

Seven. Pounds.

Not "seven and a half if I leave the trem block out." Not "seven on a good day with the strap off." Seven pounds on a calibrated scale, which is approximately the weight of a roast chicken, a Yorkshire terrier, or the average man's dignity after asking the sound engineer to "just take a bit off the bottom end."

This is a 2022 MIJ '68 75th Anniversary Stratocaster in 3-tone sunburst with a dark rosewood board so unmarked it looks like it's never met a human finger. Texas Specials in it because Fender, in their wisdom, knew that men of a certain age need their single coils to sound like they were recorded in a Dallas pawnshop in 1962. Comes with a gigbag, because at 7lb you don't need a flight case: you could carry this thing home from the pub in a Tesco carrier and it'd still arrive in tune.

Lovely neck- C shaped, thick enough to please, slim enough to slide right into you. (I've used this line before, believe me)

Condition: pristine. Untouched. The previous owner (me) treated it like a Fabergé egg that owed him money. No buckle rash. No dings. No mysterious sticky residue from the time you spilled Glenfiddich on it at the Christmas party in 2019. The fretboard is darker than your prognosis.

Why am I selling? Because I have too many guitars, and unlike my back, my marriage isn't load-bearing. Oh, and I just bought a Porsche so I am broke.

£850 shipped UK mainland. No trades. No "would you take £600 and a Squier Bullet in mint." No "my mate's got a Tokai." Cash, PayPal F&F if we know each other, bank transfer if we don't.

Your spine will write me a thank-you note.

*An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • thebreezethebreeze Frets: 3017
    I'm really enjoying your reinvigorated prose and sales pitches @Gassage!
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 34004
    thebreeze said:
    I'm really enjoying your reinvigorated prose and sales pitches @Gassage!
    I swear down this is in the top 5 strats I've ever played. No joke.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • thebreezethebreeze Frets: 3017
    Gassage said:
    thebreeze said:
    I'm really enjoying your reinvigorated prose and sales pitches @Gassage!
    I swear down this is in the top 5 strats I've ever played. No joke.
    I don't doubt it, looks great too.
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  • theatreanchortheatreanchor Frets: 2721
    I’ve wanted one of these for years. 
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 34004
    I’ve wanted one of these for years. 
    Buy it immediately. Then I can actually afford to fuel my new car

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • theatreanchortheatreanchor Frets: 2721
    Gassage said:
    I’ve wanted one of these for years. 
    Buy it immediately. Then I can actually afford to fuel my new car
    Alas, I have bought too much here recently and cannot afford any more. You can burn your car for fuel and walk everywhere. 
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  • richardhomerrichardhomer Frets: 25656
    Best ad ever!
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  • lovestrat74lovestrat74 Frets: 3442
    I'd sell the car :lol: 
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  • robwrightrobwright Frets: 747
    Best ad this year! 



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  • GassageGassage Frets: 34004
    Oh just to say- a 335 or 339 trade plus cash ur way is an option too.

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • GassageGassage Frets: 34004
    To the top!

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • GassageGassage Frets: 34004
    Dropped to 725 no offers 

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • GassageGassage Frets: 34004
    BUMPITYY BUERMP

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  • Tall_martinTall_martin Frets: 348
    Best advert I've read in a while  =)

    Hope you get some petrol money for it 
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 34004
    Bump....!

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • OffsetOffset Frets: 21886
    Gassage said:
    I’ve wanted one of these for years. 
    Buy it immediately. Then I can actually afford to fuel my new car
    I'm guessing it isn't electric...  ;)
    Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose
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  • theatreanchortheatreanchor Frets: 2721
    Offset said:
    Gassage said:
    I’ve wanted one of these for years. 
    Buy it immediately. Then I can actually afford to fuel my new car
    I'm guessing it isn't electric...  ;)
    No but the guitar is. 

    BOOM! BOOM!
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  • GoFishGoFish Frets: 4364
    I'm so glad it's not oly white. 
    Ten years too late and still getting it wrong
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  • GassageGassage Frets: 34004
    SOLD

    *An Official Foo-Approved guitarist since Sept 2023.

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  • mudslide73mudslide73 Frets: 3526
    Great news as I was considering it - I love a MIJ Fender. Great ad copy too.- I particularly liked "fretboard is darker than your prognosis" which is as dark as f*** :)
    "A city star won’t shine too far"


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