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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15924
    Right now,where is it?....H...O...n...e...


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    2019 New Roger Rabbit Mascot Costume Fancy Dress For HallowmasChristmas Gift







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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Fretwired said:
    That is one bloody great idea!

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  • Oxo have brought a new cube out for Brexit...

              















              ...Laughing stock.

    littlegreenman < My tunes here...
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    https://i.imgur.com/drv08NR.jpg

    Got a theme going..!
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24601
    edited November 2019

    It snowed last night...

    8:00 -  I made a snowman.
    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman.
    8:15 - So, I made a snowwoman.
    8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere.
    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snowwoman be covered up.
    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
    8:42 - The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
    8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? I replied "snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    By noon it all melted

    Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes




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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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