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, a shaft of celestial light descends accompanied by a booming voice.
”Mathew my child you have been a faithful servant to me, God. As a reward I will grant you one request for anything that you feel will change your life for the better”
Mathew has a think…….
”Lord, how about a bridge from here to Hawaii?
I could ride over there whenever I liked”
after a moment or two God replies
”Mathew my Son, that is quite an undertaking, it would take all of the concrete and steel in the world to build such a thing, I fear it is, like HS2, a step too far”
”think again my Son”
”well God, there is another thing, sometimes when I return home, my wife sits there frostily, the atmosphere is tense and I find it very uncomfortable. When I ask her if I have upset or offended her, ask her what is wrong she moodily snaps “nothing”.
”Lord could you explain to me what is going on?”
God takes a pause…
”how many lanes did you want on that bridge of yours Son”
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Therefore we have one star in OUR solar system and there are two hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water.
Ha ha ha ha. Let's all point and laugh shall we ?
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
The joke is that it's constructed to look like something stupid that gets posted on social media, and at first glance is "obviously wrong".
Its about how we read what we expect, not what's written.
Ok. In that case, it was a bit mean of some other posters to mock the guys that didn't understand.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
I probably won't bother getting it.
I dreamed I was awake.
Woke up and I was.
"Hell, son. I could probably watch a guy do a hundred push-ups!"
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
https://youtu.be/tXSpi1d5usY?si=kqbEe3Vpo4vgxdad