Friday humour

bertie

Stratavarious

^^^ Audi Chelsea tractors around here.

Needs to be disabled space too.

rogd

Winny_Pooh

Winny_Pooh

Haych

I started dating my ex-wife, but she figured I only wanted her for my money.

Kittyfrisk

Lebarque

Just finished a few repairs on the band van.

Kittyfrisk

I got sacked last night from helping out in the local Salvation Army soup kitchen. As an ex. publican I was just trying to help out those in need in the community.
It was getting late & all I said was "Hurry up you lot, some of us have homes to go to..."

merlin

rogd said:

Do you not find Banksy's work hilarious?

axisus

rogd said:

That’s basically me using a urinal when no one else is there

Chalky

Got a job running Old Macdonald's farm!

I'm the new CIEIO!

Kittyfrisk

Emp_Fab

I was helping Mrs Fab get ready for work yesterday and, dressed only in a T-shirt and joggers went outside as she was reversing her van.  For a laugh I decided to flash her (we have no overlooking neighbours).  She burst out laughing and promptly reversed into my car.

I now have a large dent in one of the rear doors.

drofluf

Emp_Fab said:

I was helping Mrs Fab get ready for work yesterday and, dressed only in a T-shirt and joggers went outside as she was reversing her van.  For a laugh I decided to flash her (we have no overlooking neighbours).  She burst out laughing and promptly reversed into my car.

I now have a large dent in one of the rear doors.

Oops! Perhaps it’s time for a new car? I’m sure if you post a question here you’ll get lots of helpful responses!

Headphones

Is mascarpone the Lone Rangers horse?

merlin

bertie

Winny_Pooh

munckee

While watching “I’m a celebrity” when Frankie Dettori was evicted, Missus munckee exclaimed “ I bet what has happened there is not enough people have phoned up to vote for him.”  

Erm okay genius……