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As for "when am I ready?" You'll never be ready. It works in reverse, you become ready by doing it. - pmbomb
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
If that were true I would have found mute by now!
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
https://youtu.be/6vp9dKNoq6I?feature=shared
Flowers will make your day - anal will make your hole weak.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
"Timelapse shows Geminid meteor shower in full splendour"
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-67722017
Er.... No... Timelapse shows several aircraft inbound to JFK ! Not meteors mate.... not meteors.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
As for "when am I ready?" You'll never be ready. It works in reverse, you become ready by doing it. - pmbomb
He climbed to the roof of his apartment building and prepared to jump off. As he looked ever the edge, Santa Claus tapped him on the shoulder.
"Are you okay?" asked Santa.
Richard explained his troubles and why he was going to jump. Santa Claus said, "This is Christmas Eve, so I will solve all your problems ...if you will grant me one small favor in return."
Richard replied, "You'd do that? That would be wonderful! Thank you, Santa. Thank you!"
Santa promised, "When you get home, your wife will beg forgiveness and want to have sex with you. When you get to work, you'll have your same job but your salary will be 50% greater. And your bank account now has ten thousand dollars surplus and you have no outstanding bills."
"Oh, thank you, Santa! How can I ever repay you?"
Santa said, "Simple. Drop your pants and bend over."
Richard did and, after a painful few minutes, Santa asked, "Richard, how old are you?"
"36."
"Ho, ho, ho. Aren't you a little old to believe in Santa Claus?!"
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.