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just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
The Met Office have advised everyone to make unnecessary journeys.
As for "when am I ready?" You'll never be ready. It works in reverse, you become ready by doing it. - pmbomb
The young shrink pipes up, "Well, actually, I do have one question. How do you know when a patient is well enough to leave the institution?"
The director replies, "Well, every year we evaluate the patients on the anniversary of their institutionalisation and ask them as simple question. If they answer correctly we know they're well enough to return to life outside the asylum, but if they answer incorrectly they are required to spend a further 12 months here before they are reassessed. Tell you what, I'll show you, we have some patients up for evaluation later today".
Later that day the rookie psychiatrist once again meets with the director of the asylum along with three patients who are due to be evaluated for release.
The director asks the first patient, "George, what's six times six?"
George replies, "Ummmm, a billion!"
"Sorry, George", answers the director, "We'll see you again in another year".
He then turns to the second patient, "Jenny, what's six times six?"
Jenny thinks and answers, "October!"
The director looks sad and says to Jenny, "Sorry but that's not correct, you'll need to spend another year here".
Next he turns to Tom, "Tom, what's six times six?"
Tom looks him straight in the eye and answers without hesitation, "36!"
"Excellent", beams the director, "we'll get your paperwork started immediately, you can go home this afternoon!"
A little later Tom is gathering his things ready to go home when the new psychiatrist sees him and pops his head in Tom's room.
"Hey, Tom", he says, "just out of curiosity, how did you know the answer to the question earlier was 36?"
"Oh, that's easy", answers Tom, "I just divided a billion by October!"
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
Are you really 'The Best A Man Can Get' or do you just say it because it rhymes?
Please let me know.
Kind regards,
Nick, 'The Man With The Biggest Dick'
Happy New Year all
Out of the air.
just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
Now that's technique...
Young girl and her minder, playing a backing track recording if some 90's love type songs with the girl making approximations of the words, sometimes in key, mostly not.
The same with artists miming.
Offset "(Emp) - a little heavy on the hyperbole."
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.
There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife
Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky
Bit of trading feedback here.