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  • Musical_Mystery_TourMusical_Mystery_Tour Frets: 562
    edited January 5
    This song is genuinely from 1931. Warning, do not be drinking hot tea when the lyrics kick in at around the one minute mark. And you thought punk was subversive...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x359GgVRWaE
    My youtube music channel is here My youtube aviation channel is here
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 20518
    One for rump fans...


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  • bertiebertie Frets: 13587
    ^^ Mags must have a new job then
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • Musical_Mystery_TourMusical_Mystery_Tour Frets: 562
    https://www.suffolknews.co.uk/_media/img/750x0/BIYTK0HXVX4JL2JK245V.jpg
    My youtube music channel is here My youtube aviation channel is here
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  • StratavariousStratavarious Frets: 3809
    Musical_Mystery_Tour said:
    This song is genuinely from 1931. Warning, do not be drinking hot tea when the lyrics kick in at around the one minute mark. And you thought punk was subversive...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x359GgVRWaE
    ^^^ THAT’S going straight on the set list! 
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    Police have arrested an Eskimo on suspicion of robbery.

    They want to know what he was doing on the night of October to March.
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  • StratavariousStratavarious Frets: 3809
    proggy said:
    Police have arrested an Eskimo on suspicion of robbery.

    They want to know what he was doing on the night of October to March.
    And there is my wife’s school lesson starter on seasons.
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 6158
    This made me lol:

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0myqy-y1Y1/?igsh=MXN6NWxkdzB1dDN6cg==

    There is no 'H' in Aych, you know that don't you? ~ Wife

    Turns out there is an H in Haych! ~ Sporky

    Bit of trading feedback here.

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  • littlegreenmanlittlegreenman Frets: 5138
    The Eurythmics have aged well haven't they?

    May be an image of 4 people blonde hair and fringe

    littlegreenman < My tunes here...
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  • DesVegasDesVegas Frets: 4713
    Just go all in

    https://imgur.com/gallery/yXaT0Km
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  • hollywoodroxhollywoodrox Frets: 4626
    bluecat said:
    I bought Mrs B a wooden leg for Christmas, it was not her main present, just a stocking filler.
    I was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg

    i had to break it off 
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  • DefaultMDefaultM Frets: 7680
    hollywoodrox said:
    bluecat said:
    I bought Mrs B a wooden leg for Christmas, it was not her main present, just a stocking filler.
    I was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg

    i had to break it off 
    How come? Did it have woodworm or something?
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  • hollywoodroxhollywoodrox Frets: 4626
    DefaultM said:
    hollywoodrox said:
    bluecat said:
    I bought Mrs B a wooden leg for Christmas, it was not her main present, just a stocking filler.
    I was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg

    i had to break it off 
    How come? Did it have woodworm or something?
    It used to belong to Rolf Harris 
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  • hollywoodroxhollywoodrox Frets: 4626
    I left the wife as she’s obsessed with coffee
      she said I haven’t grounds for a divorce 

    (I just made that up ) 
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5835
    hollywoodrox said:
    I left the wife as she’s obsessed with coffee
      she said I haven’t grounds for a divorce 

    (I just made that up ) 
    In an instant.
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  • guitars4youguitars4you Frets: 15376
    tFB Trader
    hollywoodrox said:
    I left the wife as she’s obsessed with coffee
      she said I haven’t grounds for a divorce 

    (I just made that up ) 
    I bet she Costa fortune to keep 
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  • StratavariousStratavarious Frets: 3809
    hollywoodrox said:
    I left the wife as she’s obsessed with coffee
      she said I haven’t grounds for a divorce 

    (I just made that up ) 
    Bean a long time since we had a coffee joke
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 10067
    hollywoodrox said:
    I left the wife as she’s obsessed with coffee
      she said I haven’t grounds for a divorce 

    (I just made that up ) 
    Obsessed with coffee? How does she sleep at night?
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • StratavariousStratavarious Frets: 3809
    hollywoodrox said:
    I left the wife as she’s obsessed with coffee
      she said I haven’t grounds for a divorce 

    (I just made that up ) 
    Is her favourite tune, ‘Hit me with your best shot’?
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  • paulnb57paulnb57 Frets: 3219
    Our local Undertaker has increased his prices….


    ….Blames it on the cost of living
    Stranger from another planet welcome to our hole - Just strap on your guitar and we'll play some rock 'n' roll

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