Friday humour

Shrews · February 5

proggy · February 5

There's a new website that advises women who are desperate to go to the toilet on their walk home from the pub.

weebyanycar.com

Shrews · February 6

TheMarlin · February 6

Haych · February 8

The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is always just a whim away, A whim away, a whim away, a whim away.........

Shrews · February 8

DesVegas · February 8

I still don't know if friends are electric or not

mgaw · February 8

blobb · February 9

thermionic · February 9

Lads, I have maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.

Shrews · February 9

hollywoodrox · February 9

There's a new Indian restaurant opening in Bradford called The Giant Peach.

Their specialty is rolled daal....

ESBlonde · February 9

DesVegas said:

I still don't know if friends are electric or not

By 2030 all new friends will need to electric!

boogieman · February 10

Haych · February 10

Shrews · February 10

HAL9000 · February 10

My wife said she’d leave if I kept making supermarket puns. ‘Wait Rose’ I said.

equalsql · February 10

bluecat · February 11

I had a brilliant childhood, my dad would put me in tyres and roll me down hillsides.
Those were goodyears.

boogieman · February 12

What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 blowjobs?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a bloody good year.

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