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gordiji Frets: 815

February 12

Old Fashioned ship and the captain shouts down the blower to engine room 'more steam' .
Reply comes back, 'Fuck off'
Captain shakes his head and says again 'I SAID MORE STEAM'
Reply comes back ' Fuck off' !
Captain visibly twitching says ' Do you know this is the captain speaking... and I said 'MORE STEAM'
Reply comes back, 'Do you know who this is speaking ' ?
Captain replies ' No'
Engine room , 'well fuck off again' !

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Winny_Pooh Frets: 8057

February 12

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proggy Frets: 5835

February 12

If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear, you can hear the sound of a hip dislocating.

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munckee Frets: 12856

February 14

Roses are red
Violets are gorgeous
never sneak up
on Oscar Pistorius.

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FarleyUK Frets: 2509

February 14

I think I'm going to get a pet termite.

I'll call him Clint.

Clint Eats-wood.

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boogieman Frets: 12878

February 14

My trading feedback http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57616/
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Kittyfrisk Frets: 20518

February 14

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Stratavarious Frets: 3809

February 14

boogieman said:

I like a strong brew… I suspect I’d get a lot of questions asking if I was drinking enough.

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littlegreenman Frets: 5138

February 14 edited February 14

With love for Valentine's Day

littlegreenman < My tunes here...
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stufisher Frets: 955

February 16

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Kittyfrisk Frets: 20518

February 16

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JohnS37 Frets: 358

February 16

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JohnS37 Frets: 358

February 16

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JohnS37 Frets: 358

February 16

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strtdv Frets: 2587

February 16

Should be a red special surely?

Robot Lords of Tokyo, SMILE TASTE KITTENS!
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goldtop Frets: 6511

February 16

Johnny Rotten has fiddled with her fret markers.

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RichAC Frets: 747

February 16

JohnS37 said:

I showed this to my wife, but she saw through it.

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Winny_Pooh Frets: 8057

February 17

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thermionic Frets: 10007

February 19

The new IT guy at work is Australian. He comes from a LAN down under.

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boogieman Frets: 12878

February 19

My trading feedback http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57616/
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