Friday humour

Tannin · September 4

If you are bored and it's a nice day, get hold of a falconry glove.

Put it on and go to the park, now start looking around all over the sky.

(Watch everyone with a small dog leave.)

Tannin · September 4

I don't want to die alone.

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Tannin · September 4

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Tannin · September 4

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boogieman · September 4

Tannin said:

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you’re going to have to explain that one @Tannin ;

Tannin · September 4

Cheers @boogieman Trump constantly pesters everyone on his huge mailing list with 5 and even 10 emails a day, some of them begging for donations, most of them selling Trump-branded Bibles, MAGA coffee cups, a chance to win " the actual hat Trump was wearing when he got shot" (hint - look at the video: he wasn't even wearing a hat - but that doesn't stop him selling it), Trump sunglasses, Trump bandages, MAGA ties, Trump sneakers, Trump swap cards, Trump virtual swapcards, pictures of Trump dressed up as Superman, Trump everybloodtything.

boogieman · September 4

Ah gotcha. Thanks

Winny_Pooh · September 5

Tannin · September 5

^ Now it's my turn not to get one.

Teetonetal · September 6

Tannin said:

^ Now it's my turn not to get one.

ET is the alien. MJ the predator (lets not go into details there). Film reference.

Tannin · September 6

Ahh, thankyou @Teetonetal ;. A film made in the wrong century for me.

Winny_Pooh · September 6

Haych · September 6

I was out with my young daughter and ran into an old friend I hadn't seen in years. "This is Beth," I said, introducing him to my kid. He asked, "And what's Beth short for?" I answered, "Because she's only three!"