Friday humour

Gandalph · September 12

Old but still gold.....

During a U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, Bono asked the audience for total quiet.

Then in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands. Once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

From the front of the crowd, a broad Scottish accent pierced the quiet: "Well fuckin' stop clapping' then ya prick"

Tannin · September 12

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munckee · September 12

Not a joke but am sat on a train while a young person from the legal profession is angrily telling a colleague that she is sick of deal with members of the public who “know what the fuck they’re talking about!”

it’s making her job shit apparently.