Friday humour

Sporky

Kittyfrisk

Nothing to see in your area...

Sporky

I still don't get that one no matter how often people post it.

Kittyfrisk

Sporky said:

I still don't get that one no matter how often people post it.

Not having seen it here before or I wouldn't have posted it, so you have me at a disadvantage.
This is going to be my last word on the subject, as such discussions here aren't really appropriate 

Sporky

Kittyfrisk said:

Sporky said:

I still don't get that one no matter how often people post it.

Not having seen it here before or I wouldn't have posted it, so you have me at a disadvantage.
This is going to be my last word on the subject, as such discussions here aren't really appropriate 

I was making an Imgur "not available in your region" joke! 

Kittyfrisk

Sporky said:

Kittyfrisk said:

Sporky said:

I still don't get that one no matter how often people post it.

Not having seen it here before or I wouldn't have posted it, so you have me at a disadvantage.
This is going to be my last word on the subject, as such discussions here aren't really appropriate 

I was making an Imgur "not available in your region" joke! 

Oh lawks & fark! Posting via VPN clearly is cack as it is visible t me despite switching back to UK.
4D chess is easier than parsing this place sometimes *facepalm* ...
But clearly some can see it? 

Nitefly

Kittyfrisk said:

Sporky said:

Kittyfrisk said:

Sporky said:

I still don't get that one no matter how often people post it.

Not having seen it here before or I wouldn't have posted it, so you have me at a disadvantage.
This is going to be my last word on the subject, as such discussions here aren't really appropriate 

I was making an Imgur "not available in your region" joke! 

Oh lawks & fark! Posting via VPN clearly is cack as it is visible t me despite switching back to UK.
4D chess is easier than parsing this place sometimes *facepalm* ...
But clearly some can see it? 

Nope - I thought it was all getting a bit meta, but it's just the blue imgur "Content not available in your area".

HAL9000

I’m sure it’s old but i hadn’t heard it before…

Did you hear about the drummer who had twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2

Stratavarious

A drummer decides that he’s finally sick of all the jokes and disrespect he gets online and at gigs and he’s going to pack it all in and become a guitarist. He marches down to the shop, rocks up to the counter and asks for a Marshall stack, some leads, pedals, a Flying V and a pack of picks.

The guy behind the counter smiles and says, ‘You’re a drummer, aren’t ya mate.’

‘Yeah… How could you possibly know that?’

‘This is a Post Office.’

RandallFlagg

3 men lined up outside the Guinness Book of World Records office,

"what are you going in for?" they asked the first man
"Worlds smallest hands" he replied

He went in and came out 10 minutes later with a big smile, "Yes, I'm a record breaker!" 

He asked the 2nd man "what are you going in for?"
"Worlds smallest feet" the 2nd man replied

The 2nd man went in and came out 10 minutes later with a big smile, "Yes, I'm a record breaker!" 

They asked the 3rd man "what are you going in for?"
"Worlds smallest penis" the 3rd man replied

The 3rd man went in and came out 10 minutes later stony faced and asked "have you heard of a fella called RandallFlagg?" 

Headphones

And they replied "nope".

RandallFlagg

Headphones said:

And they replied "nope".

I know your Mum, well used to back in the day. 

Emp_Fab

You forget that the forum notifies you when you are mentioned.....   @RandallFlagg ;

So I know what your edit was....  For 30 minutes I had the world's smallest penis.

RandallFlagg

Emp_Fab said:

You forget that the forum notifies you when you are mentioned.....   @RandallFlagg ;

So I know what your edit was....  For 30 minutes I had the world's smallest penis.

   

RandallFlagg

When I was 14 I had a job working in the local undertakers on Saturday mornings.

First day I was there they laid out a old woman who had died in her 90s, completely naked on the undertakers table ready for embalming.

I said to the undertaker, "that lady has got a prawn in her fanny"

he bent over and had a closer look and said "that's not a prawn, it's a clitoris"

I said "well it tastes like a prawn"

Headphones

RandallFlagg said:

Emp_Fab said:

You forget that the forum notifies you when you are mentioned.....   @RandallFlagg ;

So I know what your edit was....  For 30 minutes I had the world's smallest penis.

   

Does he know your mum too, Emp?

Sporky

My friend said, “My kid refuses to eat fish. What do you think is a good replacement?”
I said, “Cats. Cats love fish.”

bluecat

That was worth an LOL Sporky my friend. 

guyinlyon

RandallFlagg said:

Emp_Fab said:

For 30 minutes I had the world's smallest penis.

Don't kid yourself.

Sporky

My wife beamed with pride and said, “I never thought our son would go so far!“

I said, “Yeah, this trebuchet thing is amazing! Go get our daughter.”